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10 Weird Products You Won't Believe Are Real

From Sauna Pants to Nicholas Cage pillow cases, these are some of the wildest products the internet has to offer.

Trawling the internet every day here at DealNews, we get to see the very best of deals, the very worst of deals, and often, the outright bizarre. From flatulence-filtering underwear to Nicholas Cage pillow cases, we've seen it all.

We figured it's not quite fair for us to keep these life-changing wonders to ourselves, so we've shared some of the internet's greatest hits (misses?) below. Welcome to the dark side of deal-hunting.

10 Weird Products You Won't Believe Are Real

Shreddies Pants

Shreddies USA Flatulence-Filtering Underwear

From $38 with free shipping

If you've suffered an awkward moment in the elevator or had to jump off the bus at the wrong stop after an embarrassing emission, you might want to consider a change in your diet. But if you're not interested in cutting down on the beans, you could simply trade in your dignity and buy this flatulence-filtering underwear. One particularly gaseous Amazon reviewer exclaimed, "These literally changed my life."


Uro Club

$24.95 with $17 s&h

Ever been on the golf course with your friends, needed to use the restroom, and thought, "If only I could pee into my golf club and then carry that around with me for the rest of my game like a disgusting hip flask!" No? Of course you haven't. Uro Club, which comes complete with a not-so-privacy towel, promises to relieve you from both an urgent need to urinate and embarrassing moments, but we strongly argue against the latter claim.

Car Lashes

$26.99 with free shipping

Those who are looking for ways to make their cars look sexier might consider splurging on these flirtatious eye lash stickers. Attach them with the included double-sided automotive trim tape, and your vehicle will be prom-ready at all times.

Sauna Pants

Sauna Pants

$39.95 with $7.95 s&h

Going to the gym and eating healthy is hard work. Luckily, some genius has invented these sauna pants to cut out all that extra effort and help you lose weight by magically sweating through your bottom. They feature adjustable temperature settings, so you can go for the burn or perspire at your leisure.

UFO Detector

UFO Detector

$87.66 with free shipping

Those fools at the SETI institute spend $2.5 million a year on alien detection, but you can do it for a one-time payment of less than $100! One of the many positive (and we're almost certain, genuine) Amazon reviewers lauded this model in uppercase: "This amazing device gives ample warning and is HIGHLY ACCURATE." It features a 9-volt wall adapter, sculptured case, science-y-looking blinking lights, and a beeping mechanism to alert you when the Federation descends to make first contact.


"But Mommy I Don't Want To Grow Up" Costume

$31.91 with $7.95 s&h

With Halloween just around the corner, we're getting started on our costume ideas. Nothing has inspired us to run away and cry in the corner quite as much as this Freudian nightmare. Presumably endorsed by Peter Pan, Kevin McAllister, and all other fictional icons that are happy to live in denial, this costume is a steal for those avoiding adulthood.



$11.09 with free shipping

If we've learned anything from the youths of today, it's increasingly cool to let your underwear take center stage and wear your pants half-way down your legs. In order to keep up with the trendy kids, you can go whole hog and wear your skivvies on your hands. These gloves purportedly have hundreds of uses, but we reckon the possibilities are infinite with this no-gimmick gift.


Nicholas Cage Pillow Case

From $6.37 with free shipping

Always the first to complain that there isn't enough merchandise featuring Hollywood heart-throb Nicholas Cage, the DealNews staff has ordered these in bulk for their lunchtime nap breaks. You, too, can sleep on the Con Air star's face and choose from a wide selection of styles, mostly thanks to the actor's sublime range, from the seductive romantic lead to the action hero we deserve. One timid Amazon shopper said, "I feel so protected knowing that Nicholas is in bed with me," — and you could, too.

Face Blanket

The Face Blanket

$9.99 with $4.57 s&h

If you don't have enough time to break out your Nic Cage bedding in the office, why not treat yourself to the Face Blanket. One might argue that any piece of cloth would serve the purpose of covering your face in this fashion, but would store-bought poly-cotton come with a specially designed breathing hole? Probably not. The product is so ingenious that it even saved one otherwise perfect marriage.

Face Blanket

Ben & Jerry's Euphori-Lock Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock

$24.99 with $4.83 s&h

No matter what Barney tried to teach us as kids, we all know that sharing is for suckers. So if it's not your darkest secrets or your vegetables, we advise you keep yourself to yourself and your ice cream protected by lock and key. This official Ben & Jerry's combination lock will save you big bucks and make your scabby housemates' lives a little more miserable.

Readers, what's the weirdest item you've come across when digging for deals online? Would you take a chance on any of the oddities above? Let us know in the comments below.

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A former Fashion Editor and Boggle champion, Donna Doyle spends her time writing for DealNews, re-reading Harry Potter, and living in denial.
DealNews may be compensated by companies mentioned in this article. Please note that, although prices sometimes fluctuate or expire unexpectedly, all products and deals mentioned in this feature were available at the lowest total price we could find at the time of publication (unless otherwise specified).
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You totally missed the Ostrich pillow...
Great idea, URO CLUB. I hope they make URO CLUB - sex toy edition. Just in case I want more outdoor fun in the sun on my weekends.
The face blanket looks like a klan kiddy training hood.
Life is complete now that I have the choice of buying a Nicholas Cage airbrushed pillowcase!
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