Best Men's Sneakers Deal
ASICS Men's Upcourt 2 ShoesStore: Shoebacca
Price: $17.95 via "SHOE10"
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $46
Breathability and forefoot comfort? That's what the ASICS Men's Upcourt 2 Shoes are said to offer for a mere $18 via coupon code "SHOE10". They also feature a "lightly padded collar and tongue" and it will never not be weird to me to use the word "tongue" in reference to shoes. Moist drool ridden savings of $46 for all!
Best Women's Sneakers Deal
Lauren Ralph Lauren Women's Jaylin SneakersStore: Macy's
Price: $34.93
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $26
The name "Jaylin" apparently means supplanter. Merriam-Webster defines a supplanter as someone who supersedes another especially by force or treachery. Therefore, these Lauren Ralph Lauren Women's Jaylin Sneakers at Macy's for $35 may be thought of as the perfect pair of shoes to be wearing while engaging in some casual revolutionary activities. Or maybe the shoes themselves will supplant your current sneakers by being so thoroughly superior. Yeah, let's go with that. They're $26 less than you'd pay from Ralph Lauren direct.
Best Shoes Sale
adidas Shoes at Nordstrom RackStore: Nordstrom Rack
Discount: up to 55% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $89
650 pairs of adidas shoes for men, women, and kids have found themselves discounted by up to 55% off their usual prices at Nordstrom Rack. There's clogs, slides, sneakers, sandals, and probably another type of shoe that starts with the letter "s" because sibilance. Shipping adds $7.95 or is free with orders of $89 or more.
Best Men's Boots Deal
Deer Stags Men's Rockland Chelsea BootsStore: Shoebacca
Price: $40.49 via "SHOE10"
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $5
The Deer Stags Men's Rockland Chelsea Boots were made and manufactured in Rockland. The raw materials were collected by the Rock Raiders crew who then worked with Deer Stag to turn them into the fine pair of boots offered by Shoebecca at this very moment. "SHOE10" brings them down to $40, which is half of the usual list price and the lowest we could find by $5. They're said to somehow, with each carefully timed step, replay a note from "Track 1" of the Rock Raiders soundtrack but we can neither confirm nor deny whether this is a real feature or something I just conjured up as I was writing this, stream of consciousness style.