Staff Picks: The Best of the Best
When you see a Staff Pick deal, you know someone at Castle DealNews has declared it a particularly noteworthy bargain. So allow us to quickly highlight some of the... um... highlights. (Of what are already highlights. It recurs.)
Pro Deal Tip: There's many more Staff Pick deals beyond the ones we've highlighted here. Keep scrollin' to see them all.
Lee Men's No Show Socks 20-PackStore: Walmart
Price: $6
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $35
While you'll have to deal with the reality of paying $6.99 for shipping unless you opt for pickup or raise your order total to at least $35, a different more comforting reality is your reward. "It's the best price we've seen for this 20-pack and a great deal for a men's socks 20-pack in general" so one of our ever vigilant deal jockeys said about the Lee Men's No Show Socks 20-Pack and their word is law on this subject. "I am the law!" they often yell, their words reverberating throughout the echoey halls of Castle DealNews for all to hear. Remember when Sylvester Stallone's often terrible acting was the worst thing you could criticize him for? Ah, better days.
Gerber Knives and Multitool Deals at AmazonStore: Amazon
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
These knives come with a limited lifetime warranty. That goes some way to ameliorating the initial feeling when you see a big ol' sharp knife alongside the bold text loudly stating "LIMITED LIFETIME". There are also multitools and hatchets and compact saws; if you need easy access to a sharp blade of any description, this is presumably the sale for you. I would enjoy breaking out one of the meanest looking hatchets to open the plastic wrap around a Blu-ray, like Homer Simpson brandishing a huge chainsaw to slice some cake for Bart.
adidas AdiClub Days Men's ShoesStore: adidas
Discount: Up to 70% off + extra 15% off via code "OFF15"
Shipping: Free shipping for members
Expiration: May 1
Look at this. An extra 15% off nearly 200 styles, already marked up to 70% off. What did we do to deserve it? Sign up for a free membership? Literally anyone could do that, using any old email address, with no intention of using the account for anything other than farming great discounts on men's shoes. And yet, that's exactly the situation we find ourselves in. And to make things even more ridiculous, we also get free shipping, just for being members. An absolute failure of gatekeeping.
Ray-Ban Men's RB3267 Aviator SunglassesStore: Ashford
Price: $60 via "DNRAYBAN60"
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $42
Expiration: April 30
RB3267Â via "DNRAYBAN60" gets 'em for $42 less than Amazon charges. Numbers! Letters! And combinations of the two. These are the foundational skeletal core of any good deal and a good deal here we have struck. Plus, 100% UV protection in non-polarized form.
Random Audio Sale at WootStore: Woot! An Amazon Company
Discount: Up to 80% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
Expiration: April 30
"Random Audio", besides being the subject of this Woot sale, is also the leading descriptor of the musical tastes of DealNews dot com's own N. Gosker. Where does it end? Vapourwave? Muzakwave? Or worst of all, the 10-second minisong genre made exclusively of nine seconds of low humming inevitably ended by one second ear-splitting beeps, Microwave? You can, of course, happily listen to any of these styles through the various portable speakers and earbuds from brands like JBL, Panasonic, and LG on offer in this sale. Or create your own via the microphones on sale. Or your household microwave.
Dell Inspiron 14 Plus 7440 Ultra 7 14" Laptop w/ 1TB SSDStore: Amazon
Price: $700
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $200
What if you could get a complete Dell system with an Intel Pentium III processor for $799? With free shipping and six months of America Online. Wait sorry, that deal was from 24 years ago. Instead, how about a Dell Inspiron 14 Plus 7440 Ultra 7 14" Laptop for 30% off and $200 less than Dell is charging directly? There's no AOL bundled but you'll manage.
