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Furinno Tioman Hardwood Porch Swing w/ Stand

I'm not sure I've had the pleasure of experiencing a porch swing for myself but I just know that if I ever did, it would likely end in disaster. I'd try to go higher and higher with more vigorous swinging with each passing second until I'd push it beyond the point of reasonable functionally, resulting in the breaking of metal, wood, and maybe even bones. You however, the responsible enjoyer of porch swinging, can simply save $147 and be satisfied in the knowledge that you've purchased the Furinno Tioman Hardwood Porch Swing at the best price it's been available at in years.

Temu Valentine's Day Sale

Valentine's Day is only three and a half weeks away, which is actually a good amount of time, but if I make it sound urgent, you hopefully won't forget to get something nice for your partner. Perhaps something from Temu, the perfect store for a romantic gift since you can't spell "Temu" without "me" and "u". Okay, the "me" is backwards. And also, you could technically say you can't spell "Temu" without "emu", and that's why I'm banned from the zoo. But still: gifts for loved ones!

Kobalt 24V Cutting Cordless Rotary Tool

It's absolutely bonkers that the $70 you're saving on this Kobalt rotary tool can be wiped out by a $79 delivery fee. But logistics were never our strong point, and in any case, you can dodge the problem neatly by choosing in-store pickup instead. Then you're free to enjoy this gimmick in all its rotations and tooling. Is this the right time to admit we don't know what a rotary tool does? It sounds like it should have been replaced by a smaller, more portable cell tool around the turn of the millennium.

Ringu 4K UHD Blu-Ray

It's ok. This copy of RIngu on 4K Blu-ray isn't cursed to bring you to a violent end like the videotape in the iconic J-Horror classic. It will however look better than it ever has in the past, owing to what Blu-ray dot com describes as a 4.25 out of 5 judgement in terms of video quality. Meanwhile, DealNews dot com has passed judgement on the current monetary ask from Amazon, defining it as "the best price we could find by $26." They sound like they know what they're talking about.

The North Face Clearance Deals at Going, Going, Gone

Going, Going, Gone is actually a better name for what eBay used to be than "eBay" ever was, but admittedly less snappy, and anyway, it's probably a bit late to do it right. Ah well. It shall remain a site for some last chance deals from within the larger Dick's Sporting Goods ecosystem, and here we find The North Face bargains starting from just $10. But never forget that you can't spell The North Face without "No Face", the villain from Bat Thumb, the thumb-based Batman parody that seemed like the funniest thing in the world when I was about 15 years old, and presumably holds up absolutely perfectly so long as I never, ever watch it again.

Succulent Candles 60-Pack

They're succulents! But not really. They're candles? Or are they? Yes. It's 60 succulent themed candles from the deal maestros at Woot (An Amazon company, lest we forget) and they're down to $26. If you were to buy the same quantity elsewhere, you'd end up paying $36 more. It's a great deal if you're in the market for 60 succulent looking candles. This has to describe only a very small subset of shoppers but this matters not for all niches of the shopping spectrum shall be catered to here. Next, we laser target the crafty consumer wanting to hunt down a Pepsiman body pillow at an affordable price.