Staff Picks: The Best of the Best
When you see a Staff Pick deal, you know someone at Castle DealNews has declared it a particularly noteworthy bargain. So allow us to quickly highlight some of the... um... highlights. (Of what are already highlights. It recurs.)
Pro Deal Tip: There's many more Staff Pick deals beyond the ones we've highlighted here. Keep scrollin' to see them all.
Random Audio Sale at WootStore: Woot! An Amazon Company
Discount: Up to 80% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
Expiration: April 30
"Random Audio", besides being the subject of this Woot sale, is also the leading descriptor of the musical tastes of DealNews dot com's own N. Gosker. Where does it end? Vapourwave? Muzakwave? Or worst of all, the 10-second minisong genre made exclusively of nine seconds of low humming inevitably ended by one second ear-splitting beeps, Microwave? You can, of course, happily listen to any of these styles through the various portable speakers and earbuds from brands like JBL, Panasonic, and LG on offer in this sale. Or create your own via the microphones on sale. Or your household microwave.
Dell Inspiron 14 Plus 7440 Ultra 7 14" Laptop w/ 1TB SSDStore: Amazon
Price: $700
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $200
What if you could get a complete Dell system with an Intel Pentium III processor for $799? With free shipping and six months of America Online. Wait sorry, that deal was from 24 years ago. Instead, how about a Dell Inspiron 14 Plus 7440 Ultra 7 14" Laptop for 30% off and $200 less than Dell is charging directly? There's no AOL bundled but you'll manage.
Nike Dunk DealsStore: Nike
Discount: Up to 44% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $50 for members
Dunk n' Go Nuts. That's my suggestion for a marketing campaign for these shoes. Although actually that's probably pretty similar to an existing trademark. Better idea: what better logo for a sub-brand called "Dunk" than an iconic silhouette of a basketball player about to smash the ball in for two poin—ah beans, that's probably been done(k) too. Maybe just reduce the prices by up to 44%. Then they'll sell themselves.
Lowe's Spring Savings Event Grills & Outdoor Cooking DealsStore: Lowe's
Discount: Up to 55% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $35 for members
According to Etymonline, the best website not named DealNews dot com, the word "barbecue" has its roots in the American Spanish "barbacoa" — "a framework of sticks set upon posts". Smartly, they changed it enough that it could be shortened to BBQ, one of the most brilliant abbreviations in history. Then, a few hundreds years later, people started using the word to refer to the actual grill upon which you do the BBQing. Not the BBcoaing, because that's way too awkward to say. I said all this to a Lowe's sales associate whilst browsing their discounted grills and outdoor cooking deals, and they just looked at me and asked if I could leave the store please.
Sam's Club Clearance DealsStore: Sam's Club
Discount: Up to 70% off for members
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $50 for Plus members
Supposedly, when quitting the Friars Club of Beverly Hills, Groucho Marx wrote "I don't want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members". Here's the advantage Sam's Club has over the Friars Club: discounts. Groucho presumably didn't lose access to a Friars Club clearance sale when he turned in his member's card, and so didn't miss out on over 100 discounts on apparel, snacks, toys, rugs, and more. More like Cryer's Club.
