Boots at Nordstrom Rack

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The North Face Clothing at eBay

When heroic do-gooder lawyer Harvey Dent has his face cruelly disfigured in a classic fleece-jacket-melted-onto-human-skin attack by the mob, he becomes the unpredictable but warm and stylish supervillian: North Face. His trademark move? Discounting a selection of jackets and sweatpants and stuff, and offering extra discounts on spends of $50 or more via coupon code "2023-HOLIDAY". Batman is puzzled, but reliably willing to punch Dent into oblivion anyway. It's the only language the outré vigilante understands.

Toy Sale at Macy's

Idly scrolling through this sale, looking for two items to get for the price of one and then to take 10% off that total via coupon code "FRIEND", we see a Baby Yoda doll. And start to wonder if the "No, Baby Yoda is actually called Grogu" nonsense was the original "No, Twitter is now called X". Two perfectly serviceable names that were fully assimilated into pop culture thrown away, presumably for different but equally daft reasons. In any case, that Baby Yoda doll could be one of the two toys you save on here. Always two there are.

Nike Air Max Cyber Monday Sale

There's a scenario where you planned on buying some Nike Air Max shoes during Black Friday, but then circumstances got in the way. Medical emergency, or some work thing, or rogue elephant. We don't know your life. And similarly, you don't know ours, and you'll be left wondering why we almost immediately went to "rogue elephant" as a reason you might have missed the big day. We are cool and mysterious here in the Castle DealNews Ministry of Roundups. What's not mysterious is coupon code "CYBER", which nets you the extra discount here. Also cool: "rogue elephant" for some reason has its own entry in the Merriam-Webster dictionary. Didn't expect that.

LEGO Classic Medium Creative Brick Box

This LEGO Classic Medium Creative Brick Box at Amazon is the best price we've seen in years, with a sensational 40% off discount. That's the good news. For the inevitable bad news, it breaks my heart to confirm that despite this being labelled a box full of classic LEGO, there isn't a single Rock Raiders piece to be seen anywhere. Thus, the implication is this – the big wig suits at LEGO don't consider Rock Raiders a classic. What, you're telling me that the "space travellers/miners trapped on an alien planet" set that lasted one year form 1999 to 2000 before being discontinued isn't a classic? The set that's only remembered and brought up repeatedly by a single disgruntled deal jockey isn't a classic? But Sparks! He was so cool. Never forget.

Samsonite Supra DLX Large Spinner Luggage

In a more predictable, comprehensible world, "Samsonite" would be the name of an absurdly strong synthetic substance created out of the finest human hairs, vulnerable only to the cruel snip of a common set of household scissors. Instead: luggage! Specifically, this luggage, which is now half price, and we're reliably informed contains practically zero human hair. If you're looking for luggage made of human hair, I'm afraid we're of little to no help on this occasion, but rest assured, we've passed your details on to the relevant authorities. You big weirdo.