5 Deals You Need to Know Today: A Best Ever Price MacBook Beckons
Walmart is demanding notice be taken of its all-time best ever MacBook Air price. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top MacBook Deal
Apple MacBook Air M1 13" Laptop (2020)
$599A MacBoo (as I have recently mistyped) going for a best ever price? We are legally obliged to report on this and furthermore, I am contractually obliged to do so, lest I suffer 10 lashings whilst being restrained in the punishment pillory for my insolence. It really is very important to read all contracts thoroughly before signing them. I cannot stress this enough. But! I have executed my duties with style and grace and so the lashing clause need not be triggered. An Apple MacBook Air M1 13" Laptop from 2020 at an all-time low? That, however, is something you might very well want to pull the trigger on.
Top Pants Deal
Eddie Bauer Men's Faux Shearling Lined Fleece Joggers
$12Shipping usually adds $9 at Proozy with but coupon code "PZYMEE-FS"? Let's just say we won't be hearing from shipping anytime soon. These Eddie Bauer Men's Faux Shearling Lined Fleece Joggers? They cost three times the price if bought elsewhere but here? Let's just say Mr. Full Price has experienced an unfortunate accident while on vacation and won't be able to make it anytime soon. If anyone asks, we all earnestly wish for his speedy recovery. Yeah yeah get Johnny Tightlips to send his ma a ham or something, that'll help the cover stor— I mean, yeah, she's loves a well cooked ham.
Top Hand Tool Deal
Gerber Gear Splice 9-in-1 Pocket Tool
$12The year was 2009 and the season was summer, if I recall correctly. I ventured to the cinema one day out of boredom more than any desire to see any particular film and that film ended up being Splice, a sci-fi horror tale of the terrible consequences of DNA involved tomfoolery. Despite Adrien Brody's best efforts, I recall not enjoying it very much and being immensely put off by the creature at the center of it all and not in the way the creators of the piece would have wanted you to be. Down with human inclined Xenomorph knockoffs I say. Up with Xenomorphs wearing kicks in Fortnite I say. Oh right, the Gerber Gear Splice 9-in-1 Pocket Tool is $12 at Amazon, half the price you'd pay for it elsewhere.
Top Smartwatch Deal
Samsung Galaxy Watch 6 Classic 43mm Smartwatch
$220Not only is this price at Best Buy the greatest we've seen for the Samsung's Galaxy Watch 6 Classic 43mm Smartwatch, it's also $180 less than Samsung and friends themselves are charging directly. It's a sharp disparity and one that leaves the official Samsung store team with an abundant volume of egg on their faces. Excessively eggy visages. Absolutely covered and fully lathered in egg. It's just positively everywhere, even covering their eyes and venturing up their nostrils. Their open mouths have been firmly filled to the gullet with egg too and yes, it is hard to breathe but they all should have thought about that before letting Best Buy defeat them so magnificently. We're hearing now from our reporter in the field that the egg on their eyes has congealed, forming a sticky layer that is now preventing any ocular movement in a very conjunctivitis-esque manner. What a way to go!
Top Home Furniture Deal
9-Drawer Bedroom Dresser
$49You won't often find two deals from the same vendor in one roundup here but I wrote this first before discovering the above MacBook deal, which was too good not to include and it would hardly be temporally sensible to throw out quality writing like you're about to experience. Now, statistically speaking, a dresser of this type at a nice discount often proves to be popular here on DealNews dot com. Therefore, a dresser of this type at a best ever all-time low should be a certifiable hit with all of you ravenously starving deal hunters out there, bellies empty and ready to be stuffed to the brim with quality savings. You may now gorge yourselves. Feast upon the discounted flesh of this 9-Drawer Bedroom Dresser at Walmart. Savor the sumptuous taste of each and every bite. The hunt is over...for now.