5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Imagine a Snapple Watch. Anyway. Here's an Apple Sale.
This is the greatest combination of Apple and Target since Wiliam Tell. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Electronics Deal
Target Circle Week Apple Deals
Up to $200 offHonestly, I didn't even know Apple even still made Earpods. Good old wired earbuds — no Bluetooth nonsense, no charging, and if one should fall out of your unsuitably-shaped earhole, it'll just dangle sadly on the wire rather than plummeting treacherously floorwards. And they're just $15, assuming you have a Target Circle membership handy. And since it's free, why not? It ranks among the very best shapes you can join today. You don't get much else for $15 in an Apple sale, alas, it's these or a USB-C power adapter. But that's not to say the AirPods and iPads and Apple Watches here aren't discounted, because they are, significantly, and all because of your special shape. (Which is also the reason your earbuds keep falling out.)
Top Pants Deal
Wrangler Men's All Terrain Chino Pants
$14These pants are all-terrain. I'd posit, so are most pants, unless you're wearing them incorrectly — sand, snow, or sweet smooth tarmacadam, it doesn't really make much difference to the bits of fabric never touching any of them. But it's not a lie, really, just a claim we'd probably all have unconsciously taken for granted otherwise. Fair enough. More important is that these are Wrangler pants that have dropped by $11 to a mere $14, and that's snow joke.
Top Shoe Deal
Nike Clearance Sale
Up to 50% offWith nearly 3,000 clearance items on offer, it'd be an abdication of my sacred duty as a Deal Explainer if I were to attempt to sum it up in some glib way. So: guess the fake shoe name! Four possibilities, three real shoes from this sale, one red herring. If you get it right, you win both bragging rights, and the trademark for Bragging Rights, a WWE event name they haven't used in 15 years, it's probably fine. Guess!
- Dark Matter
- Gaiadome
- Waffle
- Freak 6
Click here for the answer
It's 1: Dark Matter! That one doesn't exist. OR DOES IT.Top Underwear Deal
Tommy John Boxer Brief 6-Pack
$24These Tommy John boxer briefs may be generously discounted — to $6 per pair — but that doesn't absolve Mr. John of his greater greed: taking two perfectly good forenames. If I were you, I'd show him who's boss by using coupon code "DEALNEWS" to get free shipping. That'll teach him to have a name that sounds like a mad scientist tried to combine an early 20th Century machine gun with a toilet.
Top Automotive Deal
Amazon Autos
$2,300 Amazon Gift Card w/ buy for Prime membersWhen I woke up at 6:45am on Sunday morning to groggily make some toast to eat during a 7am Grand Prix, it was to the sounds of the Billy Strayhorn (via Bill Frisell and Petra Haden) jazz standard Lush Life coming from my docked MP3 player. All of which is to say, as I stood waiting for the bread to undergo the precious toasting alchemy, I found myself modifying the lyrics to sing: "I used to visit all the very gay places, parc fermé places, where one relaxes o'er the axles on the wheel of life." Now: that wasn't very good — although I'll also argue, not bad for 5 minutes out of bed — but it was about as clever a thought as you'll get from me regarding cars. So.
Amazon sells cars now.
