Hottest Deals For January 2025

Target Circle Deals

"Target Circle" isn't just how you describe the little thing in Call of Duty when you can't remember the word "reticle" — it's also a free membership program at Target, whereby you can save on candy and home necessities and lots and lots of toilet paper. You should always stock up on toilet paper, because you'll always need toilet paper, even if you're one of those fancy bidet users. Especially if you're also really stocking up on Valentine's Day candy too. Our stomachs aren't getting any younger. Unless you're some billionaire tyrant poaching kids' plasma, I guess, but you're also not our target demo, or probably the Target demo.

149-Piece Survival Gear & First Aid Kit

$25 is a small price to pay to find the answer to the burning question this survival pack raises: what on earth is a "tactical pen"? I can only assume it's a pen with a thousand straps and belt loops attached, or perhaps the pen Tom Clancy used to write his little stories. But when you do find out, you'll also find yourself in possession of things like a folding shovel, a 15-in-1 hatchet (or a comically oversized Swiss army hatchet, if you prefer), an 8-in-1 "spoon and fork" (call it a spork, you cowards), and a survival bracelet, which — again — what?

HOKA Featured Deals at Nordstrom Rack

Today we focus on a single brand at Nordstrom Rack — the mighty Hoka, whose shoes are, to no one's surprise given the context, discounted. It is simply the nature of such things. So, because of this singular vision, we can't very well present you with some fake brands, and my next-best option (presenting you with four different spellings of "Hoka") was derided by stern colleague N. Gosker as "unworthy". So instead, we have four Hoka shoe names, and one of those names is a big faker. Three of them appear in this sale, and one is a big ol' barrel of nonsense. And now? Now you guess which.

1. Torrent
2. Carbon
3. Greathorn
4. Speedgoat

adidas Men's Inter Miami 24/25 Messi Home Jersey

Lionel Messi is many things — 2-time FIFA World Cup Golden Ball winner (which means I can safely declare that his James Bond villain name would be Goldenballs, and no one can say anything), walking cheat code in EA FC 25, and lastly and least importantly, a guy who plays soccer for Inter Miami. But "least importantly" is relative, because that's still important enough for adidas to be selling his jersey. And you can buy that jersey for at least $11 less than you'd pay elsewhere, and presumably, go around calling yourself Goldenballs forthwith.

Iris Storage and Organization Deals at Amazon

I don't know about you, but I'm getting a lot of amusement out of imagining that the Goo Goo Dolls were singing about a collection of 54-quart storage bins in that one song. Crazy that a song about discounted storage solutions is also the 19th most successful song in Irish chart history, ahead of Shaggy's "Angel", for the four people who remember that song, and behind "The Ketchup Song". Ireland is a terrible terrible country. What sort of living hell renders unofficial national anthem Aon Focal Eile less successful than Enrique Iglesias?