Staff Picks: The Best of the Best
When you see a Staff Pick deal, you know someone at Castle DealNews has declared it a particularly noteworthy bargain. So allow us to quickly highlight some of the... um... highlights. (Of what are already highlights. It recurs.)
Pro Deal Tip: There's many more Staff Pick deals beyond the ones we've highlighted here. Keep scrollin' to see them all.
Flexzilla Colors 5/8" x 5-Foot Lead-In Garden HoseStore: Amazon
Price: $7.65
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
Lowest By: $7
Tremble before the kaiju might of Flexzilla. Run in terror as he advances, slitheringly, with his hybrid polymer body. Look in horror as he flaunts his extreme all-weather flexibility. Scream with pure fear at the abrasion resistant outer cover and crush resistant anodized aircraft aluminum fittings covering him. Finally, take some solace in the fact that while your doom is imminent, this Flexzilla hose is available for nearly half off at the best price Amazon has ever charged.
Aoxun 10'x12' Outdoor Retractable PergolaStore: Walmart
Price: $260
Shipping: $29.99 shipping
Lowest By: $160
This retractable pergola at Walmart should not be mistaken for a retractable pigeon, as I read it upon first quick glance. A retractable pigeon would make little sense from a practical point of view, having questionable useful functionality. More importantly though, it would be morally dubious and highly unfair to the pigeon, who would surely have to live a highly compromised life to facilitate your retractable needs. The point being, be nice to pigeons! Or else. Another more useful point - this pergola is $160 off at Walmart and a solid deal for a pergola of this size. Do be aware of the $30 shipping fee.
Cole Haan End of Season SaleStore: Cole Haan
Discount: Up to 60% off + extra 30% off via code "SUNSHINE"
Shipping: Free shipping for members
Expiration: July 31
I feel like if your name is Luke, you're morally obligated to wear at least one Cole Haan item at all times — Paul Newman-ness is next to godliness after all. So, Lukes of the world, and other interested parties, your time is now: coupon code "SUNSHINE" takes an extra 30% off hundreds of shoes, bags, and more. Hopefully we don't have a failure to communicate.
Rubberific 24-Feet Rubber Landscape Edging 6-PackStore: Lowe's
Price: $52
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $18
The word on the street is that this Rubberific 24-Feet Rubber Landscape Edging 6-Pack is $70 at Amazon compared to just $52 at Lowe's. It's a considerably lovely low and when asked to provide his own expert analysis, regularly mentioned dealster A. Byrne simply gawked at the product picture, slack jawed. He then went on to point at it and muttered something about power washing it, a presumable reference to the numerous hours he has spent playing PowerWash Simulator. But! This is real life, not a simulation. Snap out of it! Will the sequel's release later this year be his ultimate demise? Time will tell.
Video Game Flash Deals at WalmartStore: Walmart
Discount: Up to 75% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $35
Save on consoles, controllers, headsets, and more — all a blessed distraction from reality. Plus, you can get Dragon Age: The Veilguard on PS5 for $12, which is probably bad news for that game, and more broadly Bioware, but good news for you if you were interested. Never has the contrast between almost literally every other video game publisher and Nintendo been more clearly exemplified than putting that against Mario Kart World, which remains steadfast at $77. Mario: six times better than Dragon Age. Probably.
