5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Deal Yourself Before You Squeal Yourself
You can't miss this clearance sale at Walmart, and not just because its logo is bright yellow. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Home & Garden Deal
Walmart Can't Miss Clearance
Up to 75% offThere's a saying where I'm from — "life is like a Walmart clearance sale, and you'd better buy the Shrek Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself" T-shirt or I'll set your house and face on fire." It's a very specific and threatening saying. But it really holds true on a day like today. Except for threat, I guess — that part we can leave to the abnormally violent history of my drunken ancestors. The Shrek T-shirt can be yours though. Must be yours. CAN ONLY BE YOURS
Top Toy Deal
Middle Finger In A Box
$4.99It's a little late to be an "extremely funny in the right circumstances" Father's Day gift, but listen: I've done the research, and we're only two weeks away from National Social Media Day. On that day — June 30, to be exact — instead of taking your phone out of your pocket to browse TikTok or X THE EVERYTHING APP, you instead head directly for this box, open it up, and park both your peepers on the extended central digit. It's an almost direct replacement for the mental effects of checking in on social media, and you save a bit of data. Win win.
Top Watch Deal
Designer Watch Deals at Woot
From $40It's nice to see that most of these watches are decidedly analog. It'd be nice to think that we learned our lesson from phones — adding constant connectivity to a thing isn't necessarily a boon. And besides, we all have a phone now, so adding that same connectivity to a watch seems extraneous. Instead, you're better off focusing on the tried and true value test of a watch: the chronograph to dollar ratio. This sale will almost certainly let you optimize.
Top Tool Deal
Certified Refurb Worx 20V MAKERX ZipSnip Rotary Cutter
$19 via code "TOOLSTIME2025"Coupon code "TOOLSTIME2025" is here to produce prices to make you say awroooohhhh?!?! That's the agreed-upon spelling of that weird noise Tim the Toolman Taylor used to make, and this is the agreed-upon price of this here Worx rotary cutter post-coupon. To wit: $16 less than a new one. Awroooooh indeed.
Top Shoe Deal
Dr. Martens End of Season Sale
Up to 30% offPlease observe the greatest paragraph from the Dr. Martens Wikipedia page:
"Notable customers of the brand have included Pete Townshend of the Who, who according to the BBC "became the first high-profile person to wear them, as a symbol of his own working-class pride and rebellious attitude",Sex Pistols, the Clash, the Cure, Madness, Pope John Paul II, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Madonna, Spice Girls, Avril Lavigne, Gwen Stefani, and the 14th Dalai Lama. Under John Paul II, the Swiss Guard were provided with Dr. Martens boots."
You don't want the Swiss Guard to lose their sense of blue-collar everyman humility. But doing a quick Google for "Dr. Martens Dalai Lama" reveals at least three mostly-unrelated news stories about the company's profits slumping by 90% last year. So Pope Leo knows what he needs to do.
