Staff Picks: The Best of the Best
When you see a Staff Pick deal, you know someone at Castle DealNews has declared it a particularly noteworthy bargain. So allow us to quickly highlight some of the... um... highlights. (Of what are already highlights. It recurs.)
Pro Deal Tip: There's many more Staff Pick deals beyond the ones we've highlighted here. Keep scrollin' to see them all.
Walmart Can't Miss ClearanceStore: Walmart
Discount: Up to 75% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $35
You can in fact miss these Can't Miss savings at Walmart. It would be entirely possible to go about your day not knowing that they exist. Thus, through the power of words and an eye catching yellow sale banner, we're doing our part to ensure that doesn't happen. You could have missed out on clearance savings on clothing, home improvement, furniture, sports and outdoors, automotive, and more at up to 75% off but since you're reading this, you haven't. If you aren't reading this, you've already messed up and have rightfully given me the opportunity to throw duly earned yet playfully gentle insults in your direction, you dunderheaded shabaroon.
The Ryker Heavy Duty Tool BagStore: Amazon
Price: $20
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
Lowest By: $21
"A gift any professional would appreciate" is The Ryker Heavy Duty Tool Bag. For the chef in your life, a handy way to transport their toque between shifts. For the writer, getting parchment and quill from one location to another has never been easier. For the likes of the one hypothetical professional snakeboarder that must exist somewhere in the world…this bag is likely too small. But! Most other professions can benefit immensely from the $21 off, 50% discount, and best price we've seen yet.
Levi's Men's Jeans Memorial Day DealsStore: Levi's
Discount: Up to 60% off + extra 40% off
Shipping: Free shipping
Expiration: May 28
Jeans don't stop for nothing. Not even Memorial Day. In fact, they do just the opposite. Levi's is proving my point in spectacular fashion by offering not only up to 60% off but also an extra 40% off around 70 men's styles. In addition, all y'all can get free shipping by signing up to become a Red Tab member, which is also coincidentally free.
Amazon AutosStore: Amazon
Discount: $1,750 Amazon Gift Card w/ car purchase
You wouldn't download a car. But you might do the next best thing, which would be buying it on Amazon, getting $1,750 back in sweet sweet gift cards, and then heading down to a local dealer to drive it away. You might choose to buy with cash or with customized financing. You might even trade in your old car for even more money back. There are a lot of hypotheticals there, but once you see Amazon's selection of cars, they'll become Hyundaipotheticals. Because they only stock Hyundais right now.
Fragrance Tester Must Haves at WootStore: Woot! An Amazon Company
Discount: Up to 76% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
Expiration: June 3
Everyone loves a good sale at Woot (an Amazon company, lest we forget), much like everyone loves a nice smelling perfume or cologne. But does everyone love a good pictorial guessing game? You'd better hope so, because only three of the four bottles pictured below are actual perfumes from this very Woot sale. Spot the impostor... now.
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It's 4! That's actually some manner of AC/DC Christmas Tree ornament with a spray bottle cap I photoshopped on top. This was a good and clever use of my time.
Bikes, Scooters & Ride-ons Flash Deals at WalmartStore: Walmart
Discount: Up to 78% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $35
Bikes? Walmart has 'em. Scooters? You betcha. Even the looked down up ride-on has managed to nudge its way into this flash sale, which sees up to 78% off all three district modes of transport. And yet, snakeboards are nowhere to be seen and remain unfairly and unjustly forgotten about. One day, they shall slither their way into the hearts of the public, hissing all the while. It's a friendly kind of hissing. Nothing to be concerned about.
