5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Sam and His Club Declare Labor Day
I'm not saying nothing. You can tell Sam it's not Labor Day yet but I'm staying out of it. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Sale Deal
Sam's Club Labor Day Savings
Up to $1,000 off for membersIt's not Labor Day just yet but try telling that to Sam and his club. Sure, you march right in there and break it to him. All he wanted to do was offer members up to $1,000 off on over 140 items, from categories like bedding and furniture. And you? You want to destroy it all, ruining poor old Sam's day and by extension, the numerous customers who stand to benefit from widespread savings. What if instead, you turned over a new leaf, set hatred aside, and became a Sam's Club member yourself? There's a handy guide for just that this way. Alan Byrne explains it all, in what critics have described as a "mercifully muted and straightforward piece of writing from the normally esoteric A. Byrne."
Top Tool Deal
Propane Torch Gun
$43The hard edged angular design of this propane gun juxtaposed with the delightfully friendly looking Koackl logo on the blow tunnel is my kind of sharp contrast. It being $43 after clipping the $5 off coupon (a reduction of $27 from list price) on the product page is also my kind of thing. I am Deal Man, liker of deals and discounts. However, my superhero facade has already been compromised because my real name is known far and wide as Niall Gosker, since it has appeared (and is currently appearing) on this page hundreds of times. Could it be changed in the site backend to avoid future and further identity leakage? Yes but there's no time for that because another deal is rapidly approaching. Look out!
Top Flashlight Deal
Maglite LED Flashlight
$13.34Perhaps Woot (An Amazon company, lest we forget) can finally help me achieve my dream of owning a flashlight as dangerously blindingly bright as the ones Mulder and Scully frequently used back in the day. However, we have no scientific brightness measurements to compare with so this will be an entirely feelings based assessment. Fortunately, the Maglite LED Flashlight is a low by $11 so you can go about testing this safe in the knowledge that even if it fails to measure up to The X-Files standard, money has still been satisfyingly saved and maybe that's the brightest thing of all?
Top Video Game Deal
Nintendo World Championships NES Deluxe Set Edition for Switch
$39.99 in-cartNostalgia! You have it, now let it financially devour you. Or so this would be the case, were it not for Best Buy taking $20 off (when added to cart) the Nintendo World Championships NES Deluxe Set Edition for Switch. Look at that replica NES game cartridge and other assorted NES collectibles. Some would call it useless tat but you, you'll take that cartridge and blow into it repeatedly in an effort to activate some kind of childhood happiness response. It might be the only way you can feel anything anymore but by Nabbit's off putting existence it's your way to feel, gosh dang nabbit.
Top Geometrically Baffling Deal
Winado 8-ft. Greenhouse
$2088-feet of pure greenhousery is yours for $208. The place is Lowe's and the discount is an appreciably sizable $312. It's your greenhouse to do with whatever you please, including placing oddly scaled chairs and flower pots within.
