5 Deals You Need to Know Today: July 4 Car Deals? It's Engine-Dependence Day!
Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can save big at Lowe's, it's the only way to live, re: cars. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Automotive Deal
Lowe's July 4th Automotive Deals
Up to 50% offGood advice for anyone considering purchasing a $67 scissor lift: even at this discounted price, it's probably cost-effective to simply lift the scissors yourself — they're usually pretty light, just a couple bits of sharp metal attached to a plastic gripping apparatus. This is the kind of money-saving genius for which you come to DealNews dot com, and we're kicking the week off with a bang. Please don't use the many Vevor gas canisters and a carelessly naked flame to kick your week off with a bang.
Top Toy Deal
Melissa & Doug Fire Truck Play Tent
$18.89This tent, while cute, could have the unintended effect of teaching your children that fire trucks are fun things to play in and near, which is true but you don't want kids knowing it. So instead, use this opportunity to give them a precious life lesson: while they cavort and gambol about in the fire truck, set some of their other toys on fire — one group nearby, the other a little further away — then explain that a badly-managed municipal budget has left them with only one fire truck to respond to the two emergencies, and so they have to decide in the next, oh, let's say fifteen seconds which fire they're going to put out. It's all about responsible parenting.
Top Apparel Deal
Tommy Hilfiger Sale
Up to 70% offDon't get me wrong. There are fantastic discounts here on shirts, jackets, dresses, and more. No one is denying that. (I can't actually promise that, not when flat earthers exist.) But we have to address the elephant in the changing room: the logo makes this T-shirt look like the human equivalent of an ID chip fitted into a dog's collar. "This is Tommy, our poor sweet stupid 40 year old son. If found, please contact…"
Top PC Component Deal
Sapphire Pulse AMD Radeon RX 7800 XT Gaming Video Card
$599.99I consider myself pretty well ensconced in the PC gaming sphere. Why, only yesterday did I buy a Humble Bundle collection of games, with no plans to play any of them in the next four to ten years. But someday. These are my bona fides, and they're inarguable. But even I, a PC GamerÂâ„¢, no longer have any idea what the collection of shapes and numbers constituting this card's name means. Graphics cards should be named "AMD Radeon 2025 Good", "AMD Radeon 2025 Great", and "AMD Radeon 2025 That's Rad", to make clearer which level of visual feastery you're investing in. The upshot is, with 16GB VRAM to play around with, this is "AMD Radeon 2023 Prettay Prettay Prettaaay Pretty Good".
Top Shoe Deal
Brooks Past-Season Clearance at REI
Up to 71% offI ain't afraid of no ghost. I'm terrified, however, of Ghost 16, the latest in a long-running line of sequels to the original type of ghost — this one disguises itself as a shoe. Such cunning demonry cannot be abided. Some say it even makes itself available at a lower price so as to be more willingly invited into its victim's homes. We tried explaining that that's vampires, not ghosts, but look: it's discounted again, cleverly camouflaged in amongst the other price-dropped Brooks merchandise. Truly hell is empty and all the devils are here.
