5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Up to 93% off PC Gaming at Newegg
PC Gaming Week is in full swing at Newegg. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Computers Deal
PC Gaming Week Extended at Newegg
Up to 93% offPC Gaming Week has been extended beyond a week, making a distinct mockery of the whole thing. Why was it extended? Was it ever really going to just be a week long event? Were Newegg hoping that this confusingly justified extension would prompt discussion, in an "any publicity is good publicity" way? They might just be marketing geniuses if we have successfully fallen into their trap. Regardless, the PC Gaming Week Sale has exactly what you'd expect, like a set of $150 adidas gift cards for $140. Even PC gamers need clothes…in theory.
Top Garden Tools Deal
Fiskars Steel Digging Shovel
$15This is a deal for the Fiskars Steel Digging Shovel (a low by $9 and the best price we've seen) but it was originally for something else, which is regrettably no longer available. In memory of the Nerf Pro Gelfire Versus Pack once being purchasable for $3.46, the original text is presented below. May we never forget.
"If there is such a thing as objective coolness in word form, gelfire is it. What a delightfully radical word. Its power becomes ever greater by sheer association with the 82% off Amazon is currently discounting it with and the consequential best ever price. Now, engage in fond reminiscence of that Nerf first person shooter from 1999. I only ever played the demo but that didn't stop me from forming a strong nostalgic bond with the game."
Top Shoes Deal
PUMA Men's Blaze Of Glory Psychedelics Lace Up Sneakers
$35PUMA Sneakers, they are shoes that you can currently buy
PUMA Sneakers, specifically the men's Blaze of Glory Psychedelics is in supply
PUMA Sneakers, a $95 discount makes the fly retro stylings hard to deny
PUMA Sneakers, remember that Bill Nye very much remains the science guy
Top Audio Stuff Deal
Bose Mother's Day Sale at Amazon
Up to 36% offMother would surely love a nice new pair of Bose headphones for the impending Mother's Day. Headphones that you can also use occasionally or even very frequently if it turns out she cares not for headphones at all. It would all be amusingly similar to when Homer bought Marge a bowling ball despite her never having bowled or expressed any interest in doing so. You should be aware that your mother however might not find it amusing at all. Still, up to 36% off is hard to say no to.
Top Restaurant Deal
Panda Express 5-Person Family Meal
$30Does Panda Express' inclusion here have anything to do with a marketing deal we've struck with Nathan Fielder to promote the new season of hit HBO series The Rehearsal? In which he recreated a Panda Express as part of a broader recreation of an airport as part of a scheme that's far too convoluted to get into? The answer is sadly no. This is simply a good food deal for a five person meal via code "THANKSMOM".
