Staff Picks: The Best of the Best
When you see a Staff Pick deal, you know someone at Castle DealNews has declared it a particularly noteworthy bargain. So allow us to quickly highlight some of the... um... highlights. (Of what are already highlights. It recurs.)
Pro Deal Tip: There's many more Staff Pick deals beyond the ones we've highlighted here. Keep scrollin' to see them all.
Labubus at TargetStore: Target
Price: $39
Shipping: Free shipping
I, the Staff Picks Skeleton, don't understands labubus, but I'm probably not supposed to — I'm a pile of bones that used to be a man rapidly approaching middle age. It'd be like King Tut trying to comprehend the Nintendo Switch — it'd be weirder if he wasn't confused and scared by it. All I really need to know is that prices can really skyrocket on these gimmicks, which makes the $40-ish prices Target is offering all the more noteworthy. Hence: I note it. Worthily. Wordily? Word.
Patio Furniture Deals at Lowe'sStore: Lowe's
Discount: Up to 75% off
Shipping: Pickup, or free shipping w/ $35
Patio furniture: the laziest way to justify calling yourself "outdoorsy". And now among the most reasonably-priced, thanks to this Lowe's sale, which makes sitting down on a cushioned sofa somehow even more tempting. Sure, we're coming up to the end of the "sitting outdoors" season, but take heart: summer and its hanger-on warm months are nothing if not annual. Your conversation set will yet be honored.
Baseus 35 Max Bluetooth Over-Ear HeadphonesStore: Walmart
Price: $15.99
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $35
Lowest By: $12
You want cheap headphones that do the job? You got 'em. Well more specifically, Walmart has 'em. They have 'em now and you can have 'em, by extension. That's how this works. Saving money by paying $12 below the asking price is also how this works, since this is DealNews dot com. A 50 hour battery life is promised.
Red Ball Tennis Racquet 2-Pack + BallsStore: Red Ball Tennis
Price: free
A free racquet and two ball combo pack? It doesn't happen every day. It doesn't happen most days. Yet, here we are. You'll need a USTA account to claim this, which I've heard is some sort of tennis association. The account in question? Free to make. Free account. Free racquet. Free balls. Free!
Disney Men's The Nightmare Before Christmas Logo Graphic HoodieStore: Walmart
Price: $8
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $35
Lowest By: $22
This isn't the Jack Skellington cushion I own that also transforms into what is essentially a wearable blanket, for the chilliest parts of the year. But! It is nonetheless discounted Nightmare Before Christmas attire at $22 off. As the humble Staff Picks Skeleton, I am invariably biased towards promoting my boney brethren. This I admit but biases aside, it's also a solid deal. Ya gotta believe me.
Uniqlo End of Summer SaleStore: Uniqlo
Price: From $2
Shipping: $8 s&h, or free shipping w/ $99
Ah yes, Uniqlo. The store named for its single qlo. Don't trust any store with more than one qlo, that's what we say. Is that low number of qlos in any way related to the low prices in this sale? Do prices rise and fall proportionally with qlos? Sadly, very few other stores disclose their qlo numbers, which makes it hard to do a proper scientific study. But we'll keep digging. We know there's a story here.
