Staff Picks: The Best of the Best
When you see a Staff Pick deal, you know someone at Castle DealNews has declared it a particularly noteworthy bargain. So allow us to quickly highlight some of the... um... highlights. (Of what are already highlights. It recurs.)
Pro Deal Tip: There's many more Staff Pick deals beyond the ones we've highlighted here. Keep scrollin' to see them all.
Men's Suits Friends and Family Deals at Macy'sStore: Macy's
Discount: Up to 80% off + extra 30% off via code "FRIEND"
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $25
Expiration: June 10
This Macy's suit sale — also known as "How to Type FRIEND and Influence Prices" — is a great way to save an extra 30% on brands like Calvin Klein, Michael Kors, Tommy Hilfiger, and more. But more than that, browsing the sale is a good way to act out that recurring nightmare you have of being at an important party, but no one will make eye contact with you for reasons unknown.
Woot Debut DealsStore: Woot! An Amazon Company
Discount: Up to 72% off + extra 10% off $20 via code "DEBUTTEN"
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
Expiration: June 7
You may think that, since the sale is named "Debut Deals", and the coupon takes 10% off, that the coupon code "DEBUTTEN" is made up of the words "Debut" and "ten". But we've been around this deals game long enough to know the truth. So: consider that higher prices are, to use the deal vernacular, butt. Thus, it follows that this coupon, which lowers prices, is conducting what can only be referred to as a "debuttening". And so you see what we contend to be the real origin of the coupon. Whether you believe us or not is irrelevant: it still yields the same discount. But only one explanation contains many uses of the word "butt".
Open-Box Nespresso VertuoPlus Coffee and Espresso MachineStore: eBay
Price: $58
Shipping: Free shipping
Your body cares not for how the caffeine fix arrives but your wallet certainly cares greatly for how much these coffee habits take out of it. Thus, the open-box Nespresso VertuoPlus Coffee and Espresso Machine at eBay. It appears to be priced at $67.99 but adding it to cart and then proceeding towards checkout will reveal a delightful bonus $10 off, making the final cost $57.99. The caffeinated cherry on top? It's the best price we've seen it for.
259-Piece Magnet SetStore: Amazon
Price: $8.09
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
Lowest By: $1
There's never been a safer time to buy over 200 magnets at once, since this pack is now at its best-ever price. But that doesn't mean they're safe in all circumstances, as we'll see. Which of the cautions below appear on this item's Amazon page?
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It's "pacensakers"! Which I will definitely do, as I play with them near my grandfather's powerfully assisted heart. Oh no! Grampy! (I have accidentally thrust a magnet directly into his eye.)
Walmart Can't Miss ClearanceStore: Walmart
Discount: Up to 75% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $35
You can in fact miss these Can't Miss savings at Walmart. It would be entirely possible to go about your day not knowing that they exist. Thus, through the power of words and an eye catching yellow sale banner, we're doing our part to ensure that doesn't happen. You could have missed out on clearance savings on clothing, home improvement, furniture, sports and outdoors, automotive, and more at up to 75% off but since you're reading this, you haven't. If you aren't reading this, you've already messed up and have rightfully given me the opportunity to throw duly earned yet playfully gentle insults in your direction, you dunderheaded shabaroon.
