By Jeff Somogyi, dealnews Media Editor
When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:
Retina Displays Coming to the 13" MacBook Pro?
Just as soon as their geneticists can grow a 13" eyeball. (Cheap joke, I know. I'm just warming up. As the ballplayers say, "Getting my eye in!" BOOM!) [Apple Insider]
The iPhone Is Not Coming to T-Mobile Any Time Soon?
A corporate notice went out to employees explaining to them how to "sell against the iPhone." Does that mean that they are not getting the phone; as in they have no concept of how successfuly market the best-selling phone in the world to their customers? "No, no! Push customers away from the iPhone. It'll only make them want it more!" —Some guy in corporate who read a psychology book, once. [WebProNews]
Sony Making a Picture About the Console Wars?
It certainly won't be biased, coming from Sony, maker of the PlayStation. Will they paint the Wii and Xbox as baby-eating nightmare-terrors? No doubt. Oh well, I'll be cool with it as long as it portrays a disgruntled and saddened Bill Gates lamenting, "Begun, the Console Wars have...." [Joystiq]
Grand Theft Auto V for Next-Gen Consoles Only?
It'll require the power of a next-gen machine to render all the cutting edge mysogyny and violence. [Examiner]
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