5 Hottest Heater Deals, Featuring Mr. Heater

Well I guess you could say it didn't surprise us none when ol' Mr. Heater announced that he was leaving behind a promising career in theoretical physics to start up a heater company. For one thing, theoretical physics is a very competitive field, and unless you can get tenure somewhere as a lecturer, it's hard goings these days. For another, his name was Mr. Heater. It's a simpler life, where instead of pondering the infinity of the universe and what it means to measure that, you can just call something "Big Maxx" and call it a day. But enough about him, I hear you yell: What about HEATER FEATURES. Well we're seeing a power exhaust for vertical and horizontal venting, right or left side piping, tubular heat exchanger, and spark ignition 3-Amp draw.

Avoiding going outdoors on account of the bitter winds, and instead getting comfortable indoors with a $15 personal heater? That's Ontel Inside™. Now that we have puns based on 90s ad campaigns out of the way, we can get to the main event: HEATER FEATURES. This one packs a programmable 12-hour timer, adjustable digital temperature display, and 250 sq. ft. heating area. This is the action our Heater Feature fans come to see.

Was a time we heard Mr. Heater might have been getting out of the heater trade and into law! Well that was a mighty shock, and even more surprising was that the miller, Mr. Mills, was going to join him! I guess they just couldn't turn down the opportunity to start a firm with a former Beatle. Unfortunately, things came up and Heater, Mills, McCartney never came to be. So he's still makin' heaters, like this here propane doo-hickey, and that means we have time for one more round of HEATER FEATURES. So, right here we've got 75,000 to 125,000 BTUs, up to a 3,000 square feet heating range, a and a 10-ft. hose and regulator included. It requires 40 lb. propane tank (sold separately).