Staff Picks: The Best of the Best
When you see a Staff Pick deal, you know someone at Castle DealNews has declared it a particularly noteworthy bargain. So allow us to quickly highlight some of the... um... highlights. (Of what are already highlights. It recurs.)
Pro Deal Tip: There's many more Staff Pick deals beyond the ones we've highlighted here. Keep scrollin' to see them all.
Fragrances at WootStore: Woot! An Amazon Company
Discount: Up to 80% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
Expiration: August 13
The most surprising thing in this sale probably isn't the low prices, or the free shipping via Prime. (It's an Amazon company, lest we forget.) The most surprising thing is how many musicians have signature fragrances available. So let's quiz it out. Which of these fragrances are real, and which are nonsense invented by me, the Staff Picks skeleton? GUESS!
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Aha! They are all real scents, except only the Ariana Grande and Billie Eilish scents are actual signature scents. The Staff Picks skeleton is a devious collection of bones.
Flexzilla Colors 5/8" x 5-Foot Lead-In Garden HoseStore: Amazon
Price: $7.65
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
Lowest By: $7
Tremble before the kaiju might of Flexzilla. Run in terror as he advances, slitheringly, with his hybrid polymer body. Look in horror as he flaunts his extreme all-weather flexibility. Scream with pure fear at the abrasion resistant outer cover and crush resistant anodized aircraft aluminum fittings covering him. Finally, take some solace in the fact that while your doom is imminent, this Flexzilla hose is available for nearly half off at the best price Amazon has ever charged.
Aoxun 10'x12' Outdoor Retractable PergolaStore: Walmart
Price: $260
Shipping: $29.99 shipping
Lowest By: $160
This retractable pergola at Walmart should not be mistaken for a retractable pigeon, as I read it upon first quick glance. A retractable pigeon would make little sense from a practical point of view, having questionable useful functionality. More importantly though, it would be morally dubious and highly unfair to the pigeon, who would surely have to live a highly compromised life to facilitate your retractable needs. The point being, be nice to pigeons! Or else. Another more useful point - this pergola is $160 off at Walmart and a solid deal for a pergola of this size. Do be aware of the $30 shipping fee.
