The Internet is a great place. Where else can any Tom, Dick, or Harry make wildly inaccurate claims about technology and be taken seriously? (Besides in Steve Ballmer's office, that is. ZING!)
But, as impossible as the rumors might seem, we'll still Round 'em up, and of course make fun of them.
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