adidas Men's Adizero Aruku Shoes

adidas. Adizero. AdiClub. Adiboo. One of these things is not like the others but it's up to you to figure it out. There will be no answers given here, as you consider it under the terrifying gaze of a most monstrous creature. He sees all and he knows all, like how promo code "SPLASH" drops these adidas Men's Adizero Aruku Shoes to a price that's $39 less than other stores charge.

Men's Woven Belt

There's an old Mitch Hedberg joke that goes "Right now my belt is holding up my pants. But my pants have belt loops that are holding up my belt. Who is the real hero?" And ever since I heard that joke, it's given me a small existential crisis every time I encounter a belt. This is among the lower-priced crises so far.

Uniqlo End of Summer Sale

Ah yes, Uniqlo. The store named for its single qlo. Don't trust any store with more than one qlo, that's what we say. Is that low number of qlos in any way related to the low prices in this sale? Do prices rise and fall proportionally with qlos? Sadly, very few other stores disclose their qlo numbers, which makes it hard to do a proper scientific study. But we'll keep digging. We know there's a story here.

Video Game Deals at Target

"Video games are nothing but trash" according to long time player and colleague A. Byrne but despite his disdain for the medium (or perhaps because of it?) we continue to list deals involving them. Enter Target. Now you might think that the abundance of Sonic games on offer here makes for a strong argument in favor of A. Byrne's point of view and you'd be right. But! There's good stuff too like Tony Hawk 3 + 4, Spider-Man 2, and the noble Hello Kitty Island Adventure. They're all here and they're all discounted.

Coffee Flash Deals at Walmart

"I'll just have some coffee flash deals discounted at up to 82% off."

"Full price it is."

"No, I said discounted. "

"Full price?"

"DIS-COUNT-ED"

"FU-LL PRI-CE"

And so on.