Kick it: Comcast to buy NBC for $35 billion? At this point, 34 of those billions are for the value of 30 Rock, alone. No Gears of War 3 for current consoles? Developing a game for next-gen consoles that don't exist? How ... interesting. Next idea: Let's develop heated, nano-technology seat covers for flying cars. BlackBerry Storm 2 for sale on October 25? How do you change people's perceptions of a less-than stellar release? Offer a second one! That way, you only have to make a slightly better product and people will applaud it as a triumph. It's the Attack of the Clones gambit. Don't be fooled. Verizon to buy DirecTV? From a satellite in space, no one can hear you now. Get it? Yeah... that was a really bad joke. Fancy-pants remote coming for the AppleTV? Yes, because Apple is clearly letting the device slide gracefully into end-of-life, it's gonna totally build the most awesome controller of all time for it. Next idea: Let's develop heated, nano-technology seat covers for the Model T. Jeff Somogyi is the dealnews Media Editor. Seat covers are a bit of an obsession for him. Follow his Twitter feed @sommerjam to see what else he is obsessed with.