Rumor Roundup: iPod nano Camera? "Strange" Apple Event?

By , dealnews Media Editor

Man, that Super Bowl was great, right?! I can't believe that team won and that the other one didn't!

  • The Next-Gen Apple nano (Pictured) Will Have a Built-In Camera?
    Apple takes a bold step towards a future where, because all devices have cameras, humans can always experience the world one stage removed from behind a lens. "No! It's not enough to BE HERE, I have to RECORD IT or it didn't happen!" [DVICE]

  • Super Mario Land 3D Getting DLC Add-Ons?
    "Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle ... which can be unlocked for 300 Nintendo Points." [VideoGameWriters]

  • Apple Holding a "Strange" Even in February?
    It will be held in the Sanctum Sanctorum and will announce the iAgamotto. [AppleInsider]

  • Galaxy S III Will be Waterproof?
    "You'll never guess where I'm calling you from..." *drown*
    Alternate joke: Due to his typical N.I.M.B.Y. attitude, though he can now use a phone, Prince Namor has no reception in Atlantis. [Android Community]

  • Next-Gen Xbox Won't Play Used Games?
    They've built-in a "germophobe" chip into the console — you know, the same one I have that prevents me from reading a library book. [Kotaku]

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