When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week: Auto Evolution Are Residents Near Apple's Warehouses Complaining of Loud "Motor Noises"? Either it's proof that there's an Apple Car in the works, or that Tim Cook is running around the parking lot going "Vrooooom! Vrooooom!" again, because he loves those Fast and Furious movies. [Auto Evolution] Is Adele Going to Retire At Age 27? Stars, they're just like us! They work hard so that, one day, they can stop working. Just. Like. Us. (But I hope she's put enough into her 401k!) (Which is also the name of the album she'll release on her 401kth birthday.) [Rumor Fix] Hardcore Gamer Has Nintendo's Star Fox Zero Been Delayed Again? How much faith do I have that it'll meet it's new, July release date? Zero. [Hardcore Gamer] Will the Next-Gen Apple Watch Function As an "Action Camera"? What, like a GoPro? Can't wait to see your "cool skateboard ride-along," which is 30 minutes of wildly swinging footage from your wrist's perspective! [Power Page] dotageeks.com Will the Next Clash of Clans Update Add a New Troop? Man, micropayments are where it's at, huh? How can I get in on this? Say... would you pay $0.99 to unlock the next rumor? [Christian Today] Is Dr. Dre Working on an Original Series for Apple TV? PAY 99 CENTS TO SEE MY HILARIOUS QUIP! MICROPAYMENTS JOKES! [Ubergizmo] Related DealNews Features: Rumor Roundup: Apple Adding Long-Distance Wireless Charging to iPhones? Rumor Roundup: Ghostbusters Video Game? Brick-and-Mortar Amazon? Rumor Roundup: A New Paper Mario? Star Wars on TV?