Feel free to ingest all the rumors you can eat. They're fat-free. Hulu Mobile? FINALLY, I can, on the go, get select episodes of someone's favorite shows ... and, of course, thousands of useless clips of those shows, too! Apple to announce "iGoggles"? I kid you not. This head-mounted, dual-screen display will reduce the normal eye-strain that comes from staring at an iPod's 4" screen by forcing you to stare, more closely, at two 4" screens. Microsoft's Surface to come in sphere form? Just think! In the future, we'll have a way, finally, to represent the way the world really looks. No more using a 2-D map that flattens and distorts land-masses. Dare I suggest a name for such a revolutionary device? How about "globe". Sony Home FINALLY gets a launch date? Whoops. Turns out, the rumor was expected to be posted to the Internet today, but it got delayed. Check back next week. Better yet, next month. "Midnight Meat Train" to be direct-to-DVD release? Okay, okay, the answer is "No". I just wanted an excuse to mention this movie, winner of my "most unintentionally hilarious movie title" award of 2008. Zune Phone on it's way? If THAT'S not laughable enough ... its internal code name is "Pink". Pink?! A far cry from the butch "Longhorn" (Though that name wrote checks that the actual product didn't cash.) So, maybe they're thinking "reverse psychology?" If it's a hit, MS' future secret, internal designations might just be "Code Name: Ponies" or "Project: Cupcakes." Jeff Somogyi is dealnews' Media Editor. He would totally buy the new MS OS, if it were called "Windows: Unicorn Edition."