Staff Picks: The Best of the Best
When you see a Staff Pick deal, you know someone at Castle DealNews has declared it a particularly noteworthy bargain. So allow us to quickly highlight some of the... um... highlights. (Of what are already highlights. It recurs.)
Pro Deal Tip: There's many more Staff Pick deals beyond the ones we've highlighted here. Keep scrollin' to see them all.

Store: Going, Going, Gone
Discount: Up to 80% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $65
Intelligence from Deal Central is suggesting that cleats start at $14, slides at $19, and sneakers at $44 in this Nike sale from Going, Going, Gone. It's also true that orders of $65 or more get free shipping, otherwise you'll be rudely stung with an $8.99 charge. Unless you can opt for pickup but that would involve going outside and that's never fun.

Store: Mendham Bikes
Price: $350
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $979
"I've invented the electric bike," someone cried.
"You mean a motorbike?" the person nearest to them reasonably asked.
"No. This is a bike, but with an electric motor."
"So a motorbike."
"I need to think of something catchier than both 'electric bike' and 'motorbike'. Also, I hate you."
"You could just put it on sale for $979 less than usual. Then who cares about the name?"
FIN.

Store: Walmart
Price: $6
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $35
While you'll have to deal with the reality of paying $6.99 for shipping unless you opt for pickup or raise your order total to at least $35, a different more comforting reality is your reward. "It's the best price we've seen for this 20-pack and a great deal for a men's socks 20-pack in general" so one of our ever vigilant deal jockeys said about the Lee Men's No Show Socks 20-Pack and their word is law on this subject. "I am the law!" they often yell, their words reverberating throughout the echoey halls of Castle DealNews for all to hear. Remember when Sylvester Stallone's often terrible acting was the worst thing you could criticize him for? Ah, better days.

Store: Amazon
Discount: Up to 49% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ Prime
These knives come with a limited lifetime warranty. That goes some way to ameliorating the initial feeling when you see a big ol' sharp knife alongside the bold text loudly stating "LIMITED LIFETIME". There are also multitools and hatchets and compact saws; if you need easy access to a sharp blade of any description, this is presumably the sale for you. I would enjoy breaking out one of the meanest looking hatchets to open the plastic wrap around a Blu-ray, like Homer Simpson brandishing a huge chainsaw to slice some cake for Bart.