5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Lather, Clearance, Repeat at Adorama
Ador-AH-ma? A-DOOR-ama? Ado-rama? Pronounce it however you like, it matters not in the face of hundreds and hundreds of clearance deals. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Electronics Deal
Adorama Clearance Sale
Up to 97% offNo beating around the battery-powered bush here — we dive right into huge discounts on everything from fancy PC monitors and MacBooks to headphone amps and camera accessories. Even something called an Explorer EX-XL Epic Extra Large Ball Head, which up until now was simply my go-to insult for colleague N. Gosker. (It's long, but it's worth it.) There are 114 pages of discounts, so please take for granted that there's a lot more on offer than I can reasonably describe here. I am just one man. Perhaps not even that.
Top Costume Deal
Men's Viking Wolf Costume
$20.99Here it is: Viking Wolf. It sounds like the name of a Virtua Fighter character. It sounds like a holdover from the "epic bacon win" era of the internet. It's the only store-bought costume that looks like it was based on a mixed-and-matched Skyrim equip load. Viking Wolf: the famous werewolf who kept his human arms and legs and torso and chin, and wielded a small axe. But more importantly, it's Viking Wolf: that thing that's definitely a thing that people will recognise when you show up at a party wearing it. Viking Wolf. Like Teen Wolf, but with more pillaging.
Top Watch Deal
Timex Watch Deals at Amazon
Up to 53% offThere was a time(x) when I thought I was done with watches. "Why check the time by looking quickly at my wrist," I asked with arrogance and immortality, "When I could simply take my phone out of my pocket, open its folio case, and hit the screen impatiently?" This ritual seemed like the wave of the future, back before phones became our portable portals into hades itself. Now the joy of not looking at my phone is worth any price Timex might ask, but as luck would have it, they're asking less at Amazon than they might elsewhere. Which is nice.
Top Shoe Deal
Nike Men's Air Jordan 1 Low Sneakers
$65Up until I spent a few minutes staring at these shoes, and then a few minutes more, and then my eyes went a bit funny and I had to to refocus, I had never noticed how much the Nike swoosh looks like a stylized soup ladle lying sideways. So now instead of thinking about shoes, I'm thinking about delicious soups and stews. You might think it's the first sign of insanity, but this shoe/soup confusion is in fact what gave rise to the Shoop Shoop Song. Coincidentally, if you wanna know, if this price is a low, it's… yes. That's what it is.
Top Clothing & Accessories Deal
Coach Outlet Men's Deals
Extra 70% offYou might think a Coach Outlet is when you sit on the bus and notice a little charging port on the armrest, but no: it's a shop, with huge discounts on T-shirts and bags and such. Obviously. Why would you even consider that other thing. But! Coach Insiders get free shipping, which sounds a bit like how public transport works (people inside the bus get "shipped" for more or less "free") so who knows. I know: it's still a shop. Why do you keep bringing up buses? Oh, I see — you need a safe space for talking about them, where you can talk about buses without worrying that you're burdening others. A coach outlet.
