5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Can't Not Save at the Can't Miss Walmart Clearance
Walmart says you can't miss this clearance sale. We say the Guy Incognito bit from The Simpsons is excellent. Check out this offer and clip and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Sale Deal
Walmart Can't Miss Clearance
Up to 86% offWalmart is so confident in their clearance sale's unmissability that they've called it the Can't Miss Clearance and since lying is mean and bad, we are left with no other choice but to trust them completely. Up to 86% off? Yes. Clearance savings on clothing, home improvement, furniture, automotive, and more? Yes. Some kind of unholy inflatable pumpkin skeleton ghost hybrid creature? It's all here.
Top Tool Deal
Power Tool Kits & Combos at Home Depot
Up to 64% offDire Strait's Mark Knopfler must be commended for almost assuredly turning down a big payday from DeWalt as they would have surely wanted to coordinate on a co-marketing campaign based around doing DeWalt, yeah, doing DeWalt of life. Thus, the pictured DeWalt ATOMIC 20V Cordless 1/2" Hammer Drill could have been enhanced by any number of Dire Straits themed branding flourishes but instead we'll have to settle for it being 32% off. It's a bearable tradeoff when you consider that other power tool kits from the likes of Milwaukee and Ryobi are discounted too, by up to 64% off.
Top Laptop Deal
HP 13th-Gen i7 15.6" Touchscreen Laptop w/ 16GB RAM
$520$280 off has resulted in the best price we've ever seen on this HP laptop. A 15.6" 1080p touchscreen display has resulted in an appreciably sized screen with a suitably reasonable resolution. 16GB RAM and a 512GB SSD has resulted in 16GB RAM and a 512GB SSD. This repeating sentence structure has resulted in bizarre repetition that we must flee from as swiftly as possible before it dooms us all. Quickly now, to the next deal.
Top Shoes Deal
Skechers Men's Hands Free Slip-in Sneakers
$35These Skechers Men's Hands Free Slip-in Sneakers aren't what you'd describe as puffy. They are however at the best price Amazon has ever charged for them, which translates to a numerical reduction of $52. The Amazon Essentials Men's Hooded Long Puffer Coat that was originally supposed to be here however, is indeed puffy. Sadly that deal has since expired but the good news is that we can all still enjoy this mildly related classic Simpsons clip because it's too good not to. Guy Incognito will not be silenced.
Top Toy Deal
Hex Bots Nanotopia
$18.99There is (presumably?) no shame in admitting that I had absolutely no clue what a Hex Bots Nanotopia was upon initially reading its name, sans product image and description. I've since ascertained that it's some kind of toy racetrack utilized by little speed demons that "scurry and flip like real bugs" with "insect-like crawling" motions. Less unnervingly, it's also a low by $19. I'm sure it's great for kids but being reminded of insects makes me think of 1986's Blue Velvet and no one should be forced to think about Blue Velvet. Curse you and your talent David Lynch (RIP).