5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Drill Into Labor Day Discounts at Home Depot
Labor Day approacheth, but Labor Day sales? They're already here. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Power Tool Deal
Ryobi Labor Day Power Tool Deals at Home Depot
Up to 61% offRyobi: a house-brand for Home Depot power tools, or an overly familiar nickname for Roy Orbison? The world may never know. Except! It's obviously the former, as conveniently evidenced by this Labor Day sale on their many wares and gimmicks. Impact wrench kit? Discounted. Cordless brad nailer? Discounted. Variegated maderizer? Well that one I just made up. But it's the only one I'll make up, lest I belabor day the joke.
Top Air Conditioning Deal
GE 5,000-BTU Window Air Conditioner Unit
$79.99Please don't take for granted that you lucky Americans can just log on to Amazon dot com and buy an air conditioner at its best-ever price as easy as anything. Entire New York Times articles are being written about Europe's lack of, and struggle with, air conditioning, even with summers that are hotter than ever for longer than ever. I can only buy so many desk fans. They surround me, blowing in every which direction, so when I'm between hair cuts, my workspace looks like a dang 1980s Def Leppard video. Which is great, but I'd still take this AC unit over it.
Top Home & Garden Deal
Woot Blowout Bonanza
40% offIn among the discounted miscellany that's standard for Woot (an Amazon company, lest we forget), ranging from a preserved blue rose to cat litter liner bags, we find this: an ostensibly sweet neon sign that reads "You Belong Here". A very welcoming and kind sign, in a gently casual script. That is, unless your brain is as Simspons-poisoned as mine, in which case, you only see this:
Top Coat Deal
Fjallraven Men's High Coast Wind Jacket
$90More like the Fjallraven Men's Low Cost Wind Jacket, am I right? Because it's fjallen to less than half price. People are raven about it. They're going to hurt my family if I don't stop.
Top Coffee Deal
K-Cup Multipacks at Staples
Deals from $7.99Did you know that "keurig" means "excellent" in its original Dutch? You thought it was the name of the inventor, didn't you? But no, that was John Sylvan, an American, who sold his stake in the company for $50,000 almost thirty years ago, and according to what I've been able to read online, doesn't even own a coffee machine, saying "It's not like drip coffee is tough to make". He probably isn't wrong on the latter count, but imagine the dollar signs that flash through tear-filled eyes when he sees how popular these Excellent Cups have become. McCafé, Dunkin, all the stars are here. And on sale!
