Want some rumors? We got your rumors, man! LittleBigPlanet on the PSP?Makes sense to me! I mean, why NOT develop a next-gen, super-realistic, high-end graphic experience like LBP, then cut it, reduce it, and cram it onto an eye-straining portable device? Apple search engine?You want to try to backstab the search giant, Jobs? Don't you remember what happened to the third founder of Google when he tried to go off on his own? You don't remember a third founding member? Exactly. Is this the new face of Windows Mobile?Probably not. Mainly because it looks too pretty. Microsoft investing 1b in R&D in China?Turns out, an intern misheard Balmer when he was ordering a "1-B combo meal with extra R&D (rice and dumplings)" from his local Chinese take-out. New iPhone firmware on the way?No no, we swear, THIS is the firmware update you've all been waiting for! Honest! Jeff Somogyi is the dealnews Media Editor. A firmware update might fix him, but we're unsure and don't want to risk it.