Go ahead, indulge ... they're a fat-free food. Wii hard drive?The new spin on this old rumor is that this hard drive will be "double USB" — which means it'll be twice as good, I guess. (Unless you don't like the idea of both of your Wii's USB ports being taken over by a single device, then it's twice as un-good.) More Guitar Hero titles on the way?Why not? C'mon, Activision, niche your way into everyone's heart! In Guitar Hero: John Cage, everyone can get 5 stars on 4'33". Touch-screen netbook from Apple?What kind of rumors do you come up with once Apple says they are NEVER doing a netbook nor a touch-screen tablet? Why, a touch-screen tablet netbook, of course! (It's like a double-negative.) Wii-like Apple TV?Soon, you'll be able to control your Apple TV with a "magic wand". Accio DRM movie rentals! Jeff Somogyi is dealnews' Media Editor. He knows that John Cage was more of a piano composer, but he's been wanting to use that joke for some time and he just couldn't resist.