Return of the Mac: Apple Tablet in 2010 / runs on AT&T? That gives AT&T six months to come up with new excuses for their crappy network. New iMacs and MacBooks in October? You know when you throw a party in October, and then only one person thinks it's a costume party and awkwardly shows up dressed as a witch while everyone else is in regular clothes? This is somehow like that, but I can't really figure out how, exactly. Twitter valued at $1 billion? Value of 99.9% of tweets? Still $0. HP and Dell building 3D notebooks? I thought that, of all things, my spreadsheets would be safe from this 3D trend. Sigh. Now financial reports can be totally "in your face". "YOU ARE OVERDRAWN!" Radical! T-Mobile to buy Sprint? Sure, getting each carrier's phones to work on the other's network is going to be like putting your pants on over your head ... but if it means I can get the HTC Hero on my T-Mobile plan, I think they should at least try! C'mon, guys ... think of what I WANT! Jeff Somogyi is the dealnews Media Editor. He often wonders why the cell phones are always greener on another carrier's pasture. Follow his Twitter feed @sommerjam or read his blog, The Somogyi Perspective.