MySpace to become relevant, again?
By buying FaceBook's cast-off music service iLike!? I'm pretty sure this is exciting to someone ... just not me. Or anyone else, really, except iLike, MySpace, and a LOT of tech journalists and pundits.
Rip DVDs in iTunes 9?
Uh-huh. Go ask Real how well that business model works.
Beatles on iTunes?
Wait! Wasn't this a big rumor for LAST year's Apple iPod event? I guess wishing for an Apple something-or-other DOESN'T make it true?! That idea has rocked the foundations of my belief in a truly benevolent Apple.
Not just one, but TWO Apple Tablets?
Seriously? This $@^% is ridiculous. I'm done.
Read more hypocrisy on his Twitter feed @sommerjam or his blog, The Somogyi Perspective.
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