You know it's a slow rumor-week when one of the rumors I turned up was about potential new colors for a Nintendo device. For your sake (and mine) I left that rumor out of the roundup. You may thank me for this, if you wish. Now, on to the show: MySpace to become relevant, again? By buying FaceBook's cast-off music service iLike!? I'm pretty sure this is exciting to someone ... just not me. Or anyone else, really, except iLike, MySpace, and a LOT of tech journalists and pundits. Rip DVDs in iTunes 9? Uh-huh. Go ask Real how well that business model works. Beatles on iTunes? Wait! Wasn't this a big rumor for LAST year's Apple iPod event? I guess wishing for an Apple something-or-other DOESN'T make it true?! That idea has rocked the foundations of my belief in a truly benevolent Apple. Not just one, but TWO Apple Tablets? Seriously? This $@^% is ridiculous. I'm done. Jeff Somogyi is dealnews' Media Editor. Of course, had there been a rumor about two ZUNES, he would have gone all gooey, the hypocrite. Read more hypocrisy on his Twitter feed @sommerjam or his blog, The Somogyi Perspective.