Rumor Roundup: Apple iWatch for Fitness? Ryan Goslingwalker?


When the internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

  • Apple's iWatch Will Focus on Fitness?
    Well, I just lost interest. [GeekyGadgets]

  • Will Verizon's Galaxy S4 Come in Brown?
    Are people getting their "colors done" before they choose a phone? If not, you might make the faux pas of being a winter and having an autumn phone! Gauche. [GeekyGadgets]

  • Will Disney Release the Original Cuts of the Star Wars Trilogy?
    Somewhere right now from in the other room, a wife or husband has just called out, "Honey?! What happened?! Are you OK?!" []

  • Will There Be a Gran Turismo Movie?
    Pay more money to unlock a better plot and character pack. [UberGizmo]

  • Will Canon Announce a 75-Megapixel Camera?
    "Hey, Bill! I saw the photos from your vacation! Your family has very nice cellular structure. How do you keep your mitochondria so clean?" [Gizmodo]

  • Will Ryan Gosling Play Luke Skywalker's Son?
    Hey girl, I am the droid you're looking for. #NailedIt [The Atlantic Wire]

  • Samsung Can't Decide if They Want to Use Flexible Displays?
    Scene from boardroom: "Should we use this or not?!" "I dunno, I'm flexible on it." "You're fired." [Android Authority]
Jeff Somogyi
DealNews Contributing Writer

Jeff Somogyi is constantly trying to come up with ways to surprise and delight audiences the world over. He takes humor seriously ... too seriously. (Honestly, we've never seen him laugh ... it's kinda creepy.)
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