Rumor Roundup: A Price-Drop On Apple Beats Music? FF War? More?


When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

Fantastic Four
  • Is Marvel Cancelling the Fantastic Four Comic, Because They Hate the Movies?
    The thing is, this news will most definitely start a flame war, but it's quite a stretch.
    Ed Note: Yes! I got all four! (The reference to Sue Storm is invisible, you see!) Please send your high-fives c/o DealNews. [Bleeding Cool]

  • Is Samsung's Virtual Reality Helmet Coming in December?
    It might be virtual reality, but that low price is virtual insanity. (Having been invoked, Jamiroquai appears in the mirror behind me, scoops my soul up into his giant hat.) [Geeky Gadgets]

KITT Knight Rider
  • Is Tesla Working on Self-Driving Cars?
    When low on energy, these electric cars can drive themselves to get more power. Cars immediately begin crashing through the fronts of CVSes, in search of buy-one-get-one battery sales. (With $5 Extra Bucks, to boot!) [Transport Evolved]

  • Will Amazon Open a Physical Store in Manhattan in Time for the Holidays?
    Dare we say that it'll be ... Prime real estate! (Yeah, you can call your post office and have them recall those high fives you just sent.) [CNBC]

Apple Logo Beats Headphones
  • Is Apple Going to Lower the Subscription Cost of Beats Music?
    I can all but guarantee that the reduction won't come at the expense of Apple's, nor the record labels' cut of the profits. Artists can make a living off of $0.000000002 per every stream of their song, right? [Ubergizmo]

  • Is HP Splitting Into Two Parts?
    Someday, when the world is in need, a hero will quest to find both parts, rejoining them to help defeat Lavos. [PC Mag]

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Those four puns were fantastic. 1000 internet points to you.