5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Get a Samsung Laptop for a Best Ever Price
A laptop? Discounted? On this website? It's all true. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Laptop Deal
Samsung Galaxy Book4 Core 7 150U 15.6" Laptop w/ 16GB RAM & 512GB SSD
$530In a double dose of pleasing news, laptops not only continue to exist as purchasable products but are also frequently discounted. Proving both points beyond doubt is the Samsung Galaxy Book4 Core 7 150U 15.6" Laptop at Best Buy for $530. This is a daily deal and thus time is short so let's cut straight to the chase (not to be confused with The Chase). It's between $700 and $1,000 elsewhere today and that $530 price tag? The best, the best, the best we've ever seen. I promise, no more Foo Fighters references today, lest they steal whoever our resident drummer is. I can also promise that the laptop has an Intel Core 7 150U 1.8GHz Raptor Lake U 10-core CPU, 15.6" 1920x1080 (1080p) display, 16GB RAM, and 512GB SSD.
Top Toilet Paper Deal
Cleaning Supply Deals at Staples
Up to 83% offComfort? Well that simply won't do. Comfort Plus? That's better. Full price? Never. $12 off? That's better. This is a roundabout way of highlighting the Scott Comfort Plus Toilet Paper 12-Roll Pack for $9.29 ($12 off) at Staples, which is one among many of the discounted cleaning supply deals at Staples going for up to 83% off. Describing toilet paper as a cleaning supply is unfortunate and I wish it hadn't come to this but it's not exactly an inaccurate descriptor. It is what it is, just like this roundup - terrible but necessary.
Top Shoes Deal
George Men's Rugged Suede Hiking Boots
$12.98Purveyors of stuff, Walmart, is launching a hot pair of men's boots right at your face. This is of great inconvenience since boots are not designed to be compatible with faces. Had they sent the George Men's Rugged Suede Hiking Boots footward, you might be able to take advantage of them traveling through the air towards you, by pointing your feet in the correct manner and using the boots' kinetic energy to let them slip neatly on. But as we've discussed this predicament, the boots have already hit their target and your face is sore. It's sore but hiking shoes for $13 is a balm on the facial pain and indeed, a remedy for the pain of daily living in this disastrous world we all occupy. Deals! Good for the wallet and good treating for existential woe.
Top Food Deal
Kraft Pizza Flavored Mac & Cheese 7.25-oz. Box
$1Mac and cheese? Good. Pizza? Good? Pizza flavored mac and cheese? Presumably good but you never know. What I do know with certainty however and what I can say on this Wednesday, is that the Kraft Pizza Flavored Mac & Cheese 7.25-oz. Box is half price at Amazon (An Amazon company, lest we forget) for the low low price of one singular United States dollar. Remember, mac strands for macaroni in this instance, not Macintosh. Please do not put cheese in any of your Mac's orifices. Please, not again.
Top Phone Charger Deal
Anker 511 Nano Pro 20W USB-C Compact Fast Charger
$9.99In a move that could be described as "boldly going where no roundup has gone before", two Amazon deals are appearing in a consecutive manner. Let chaos reign and let all the rules be thrown out the window. Let us maintain the commonly accepted rules of grammar and written communication though, so these sentences remain understandable. Thus, understand this. The Anker 511 Nano Pro 20W USB-C Compact Fast Charger? It's tied for the best price we've ever seen at half off and the best price the set has ever been at Amazon for a new unit. Now, go away.
