You Won't Believe This Rumor About Star Wars ... Because We Don't!


When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

Snapchat Blur
  • Will Snapchat Start Serving Ads, News, and Other Spam Content to its Users?
    That's a lot more junk content mixed in with Snapchat's usual junk content. #Puns [Phone Dog]

  • Will Motorola Launch EIGHT New Android Phones Before the Holidays?
    Android: It's not just the OS that's fragmented! [Android Headlines]

YouTube Band
  • Is YouTube Music Key Google's New Music Subscription Service?
    Google: It's not just the OS that's fragmented! [c|net]

  • Is Disney Building a Marvel Comics-Themed Roller Coaster?
    It'll be evocative of Marvel's up-and-down success and near-bankruptcies throughout their history. The most thrilling part of the ride will be the "Shooter Loops" where the thing almost goes completely off the rails. [Slash Film]

Han With DL-44 Blaster
  • Now That Disney Owns Star Wars, Are We Finally Getting the Original, Unaltered Trilogy on Blu-Ray?
    To everyone who complained about how the re-releases "ruined their childhood": Here! Does this corporate cash-grab make everything OK now? []

  • Is the New, Larger iPhone Going to Be Called the iPhone 6L?
    No rumors on what "L" stands for, though ... so there's still hope for humanity. [Mashable]

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