We enter the post-iPad era. Rumors are unaffected. Microsoft's "Pink" phones announced next week? It's my new obsession, not even a question, on the lips of your lover, the love you discover, the bing on your cherry, cause it is so very, the color of passion, goes with the fashion. iPad mini in 2011? Smaller than an iPad, but bigger than an iPod touch. What are the naysayers going to call this one? They've already used their snarky, "it's just a big iPod touch" line on the iPad. They'd look foolish if they said, "The iPad mini is just a smaller iPad!" Score one for Apple. iPhone for Verizon? THIS time it's really, really, really, REALLY real. Not at ALL like the last 300 rumors that swore it was real. For real! Nexus One to be sold in-store? Based upon the fact that T-Mobile stores are stocking Nexus One cases. By this logic, my local Walmart will soon be selling cars, because they sold me one of those beaded seat-cover dealies. New Zelda for Wii game in November? Zelda, what? Don't care! Look at that image: "LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars" in December! Kindle coming to Target store shelves? Isaac Mizrahi for Kindle? Jeff Somogyi is the dealnews Media Editor. He aims for "lovable scamp", but often hits "highly offensive" instead. He means well, though. See more of his mind-thoughts @dzheough.