A fun, mixed-bag of rumors: GameStop up for sale? Perhaps they will be bought by a company with a conscience? Microsoft teaming up with Verizon for "Project Pink" phones aimed at teenagers? You know when you were a kid, and your grandparents, for your birthday, would get you almost the thing you really wanted? (Like Leader-1 instead of Optimus Prime.) I'm imagining this playing out a lot like that. PlayStation 3 getting 3D upgrade in June? It will be a free* firmware upgrade. *With purchase of a $3,000 3DTV. Google building a set-top box that will put YouTube on your TV? By the time this hits the market, there probably won't be a single TV you can buy that doesn't already have some video streaming service baked-in. You are better than this, Google. iPad will be missing some apps at launch? With the clock app gone, you'll be able to create a Keynote presentation on the go, but won't know when to present it. Audi's A2 will be all-electric? Now, when prepsters say, "We're Audi", they'll mean that they'll be leaving quickly, quietly, and efficiently, leaving behind a better environment. Robin to make an appearance in 'Arkham Asylum 2'? It's too easy to say, "Holy Guest Appearances, Batman!", so I'll just say nothing. Quentin Tarantino to star as Brainy Smurf in live-action movie? Whoever is behind making this decision must have never seen his work and certainly never saw his "acting". ("Destiny Turns on the Radio"?! I mean, come on!) Jeff Smurfogyi is the smurfnews Smurf Editor. Smurf more of his smurfs @dzheough.