We're still writing 1910 on all of our checks. Comedy Central content coming back to Hulu? That's right, everyone eventually comes crawling back to the Hulu ... after they dole out enormous compensation checks and do a lot of begging. Walt Disney to buy IMAX? The man, not the company. Turns out, they un-froze his head. True story. Apple employees not allowed to take vacation on February 3? OMG! OMG! VERIZON iPHONE! Verizon having a press event on January 11? OMG! OMG! VERIZON iPHONE! iPad case shown at CES reveals iPad 2 coming soon? OMG! OMG! VERIZON iP ... wait ... what? Verizon iPhone coming on February 3? Meh. I'm over it. Google "newstand" for magazines and newspapers coming to Android? Yep. Because it doesn't matter that mag sales are in the toilet — even on the iPad — Google will "me-too!" their way into anything Apple likes. The only thing they can't seem to "me-too!" into is concrete contracts with content suppliers. Jeff Somogyi is the dealnews Media Editor. He wonders what the world will next demand from Apple, after the Verizon iPhone comes out ... 3D iPad?! Follow him on Twitter @dzheough.