Ever wonder what fever-dreams are like? Then check out these rumors:

• New PSP has a sliding screen?
  To match its sliding popularity.
• GTA: London?
  Finally, those of us outside of the UK can live the life of an ASBO chav.
• AT&T to buy back your phone?
  Hate that new phone you just got when you signed up for a 2-year contract? Return it for a couple bucks of store credit that will go towards the UNsubsidized price of a new one! Now, get down on your knees and thank the good people at AT&T for this opportunity.
• Wii MotionPlus by June?
  On one hand, the longer it's delayed, the more people are going to be burned by an upgrade purchase, later; however, the sooner it's released, the sooner I'LL feel burned by the upgrade purchase.

Jeff Somogyi is the dealnews Media Editor. He thinks that Nintendo still has yet to explain how a motion-sensing controller can be upgraded to be ... er ... motion sensing-er.
Read more of his ramblings on his blog.