Here they are, in all their rumor-y glory: New Kindle? What's new? It comes in different colors! Now THAT'S a 2.0 product I can really get excited about! Slimmer, less functional Nintendo DS? If the old DS was Nicole Richie, this one would be Paris Hilton. Get it? Slimmer? Dysfunctional? And ... let me end the analogy there, before this post gets an NC-17 rating. New Halo game to be Master Chief-less? Next big idea: A new Batman movie that doesn't have Batman in it! Jeff Somogyi is dealnews' Media Editor. Next week, he'll take the Bungie route and post a Rumor Roundup without any rumors in it.