Seasons may come and go, but rumors are eternal. Nintendo DSi getting a VoIP channel? Be warned: You can probably get away with the *ring-ring* "'ELLO! It's-a ME, MARIO!" joke ONCE. Use it wisely. GoldenEye finally coming to the Wii? They said it had been delayed due to splintered game /franchise rights held by Nintendo, Rare, Microsoft, and Activision - but that's what Ernst Stavro Blofeld wanted you to think! Wii2 will have Blu-ray and arrive in 2010? Also rumored: A discounted upgrade price for current-gen owners. (I sure hope that mine being covered in an inch of dust doesn't ruin my chances at a trade-in.) Sony Ericsson releasing an Android phone next week? Honestly, with the glut of Android phones announced in the last few months, the more shocking rumor would be an announcement that a cell maker will NOT be releasing one. J.J. Abrams remaking Superman? As long as his idea does not involve a climactic battle of 'Supe vs. an island, it'll already by 1,000x better than that last disappointment. The Who: Rock Band? For Rock Band fans: The Who are the guys that sing over the credits to the CSI TV shows. For The Who fans: Rock Band is a "crazy doo-dad" that "those dern kids" play that disrupts nap time. Jeff Somogyi is the dealnews Media Editor. He wishes that he could put on sunglasses while some dude screams, "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!". Someday ... someday ... You can read his mind-thoughts by following his Twitter feed @sommerjam.