Rumors: Will Luigi Headline Nintendo's Next-Gen Console's Game Line Up?


When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

Luigi's Mansion
  • Will "Luigi's Mansion 3" Be a Launch Title for the Nintendo NX?
    "It's-a me, Mario, who usetah gotta the launch titles...." -Mario Mario [Attack Of The Fanboy]

  • Is Cross-Platform Online Play Coming to PlayStation 5 and Xbox Two?
    We can finally settle, once and for all, which console has better gamers. We can also settle, once and for all, that mobile gaming is a real threat to console gaming, since they have to team up against them. We can also, also settle, once and for all, that no one even considers Wii gamers worth paying attention to, since they weren't invited to this online co-op cuddle-puddle. [ValueWalk]

Windows 10 Phone
  • Is Microsoft Finally Rolling Windows 10 to Older Phones?
    Just in time for no one to care anymore! [PC World]

  • Is SnapChat Working on Smart Glasses?
    After a set length of time, whatever you saw while wearing them is forgotten. [iDigital Times]

Apple Clouds
  • Has Apple Moved Some of Its Cloud Storage to Google's Servers?
    I used to pay for cloud storage too, after I moved to a smaller apartment and had nowhere to store my clouds... but then I realized I could see as many as I wanted for free, by simply looking skyward. OOOH! That one looks like a writer being facetious! [ComputerWorld]

  • Is There a Fifth Installment of "Devil May Cry" Already in the Works?
    You'd think that by the fifth entry in the series, the Devil would have either started crying, or manned up and choked it back. This will he/won't he cry ambiguity is killing me! Wait... ahhhh, this is one of Ole Scratch's tricks! Ambiguity is the devil's volleyball. [Gameranx]

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