Rumors: Is a More Violent Cut of "Batman V Superman" Headed to Theaters?


When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

Apple Allowance
  • Is Apple Removing the "iTunes Allowance" Feature?
    And just like that, Apple has saved parents about $20 a week in allowance pay-outs. Apple would ask that you consider this kindness when it's time for you to upgrade your smartphone. [Investor Place]

  • Will the Vulture Appear in the New Spider-Man Movie?
    That's great, but the only thing I'd really like to see come to a new Spider-Man movie is ... enjoyability. *Snap*! [Slash Film]

Batman V Superman
  • Is an R-Rated Version of Batman V Superman Headed to Theaters?
    Ooh! I hope Hollywood decides to make R-rated adaptations of other for-kids content from my childhood, because I wanna see a Mr. Rogers reboot where he beats the living !@#$ out of Mr. McFeely. "Rogers V Feely: Dawn Of Cardigans." [Comic Book Resources]

  • Will the Next Grand Theft Auto Game Be VR-Compatible?
    Maybe once that extra layer of detachment is stripped away, we'll all feel terrible about the horrible acts we commit in-game? ... NAH! Pew pew! [Yibada]

  • Is This the World Map of Red Dead Redemption 2? (see above)
    Oooooh, looks like there's gonna be some goooood flower-picking areas this time around! (Honestly, my favorite part of the first game.) [Ecumenical News]

  • Will the Next Version of Windows 10 Have a New Start Menu?
    Scene from a developer's meeting, months ago
    Head Developer: Now, I know in the past when we've messed with the start button, our users have freaked out. But this time, I think I have a great idea!
    Other Developers: Sure. Whatever. When's lunch?

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er....typo in the headline of the Superman/Batman story....