Rumor Roundup: iPhone 6 is Almost Here? Windows is Charmed? More?!

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When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

iPhone Mario Castle
  • Is iPhone 6 Development at the Final Stage?
    Yes, but that's the trickiest stage, because you have to choose the right pipes; and Bowser jumps, shoots fire, and throws axes. [Apple Insider]

  • Will Michael Bay Not Direct the Next Transformers "Film"?
    Bay says not to worry, as he is passing the franchise down to a better director: Anyone else. [Tformers.com]

Dukes Of Hazzard Wrist Racer
  • Is the iWatch Going to Be Announced Alongside the iPhone 6?
    Back in the day, I had a wrist-mounted Dukes of Hazzard car. I loved that thing and all it did was carry a wind-up toy in it. What I'm saying is: Do we really need wrist-mounted things (that aren't Dukes of Hazzard cars)? [Tech Times]

  • Are Third-Party Developers Abandoning the Xbox One for the PlayStation 4?
    Game developers, huh?! So fickle! A console loses market share, is panned by critics and players, and off they run to where they can actually make money! Where's the bankruptcy-yielding loyalty? [Crave Online]

Lucky Charms
  • Will Windows 9 Drop the Charms Bar?
    Admit it, you have no idea what the "charms bar" even is. [InfoWorld]

  • Will the iPad Air 2 Have Anti-Glare Coating?
    Yet it still won't prevent the types of glares you get when playing Angry Birds in church. [Gotta Be Mobile]

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