Rumor Roundup: iPad Pro? Captain WHOmerica?

When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

• Is Apple Launching The iPad "Pro" In The Fall?
  Finally! I'm tired of all this amateur iPadding, I've been forced to do. Time to move up to the big leagues! [Racers Republic]
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• Will HTC's Next Flagship Android Phone Be Called The HTC One+?
  I worry they are painting themselves into a corner, naming-wise. What will follow? HTC One++? Double plus ungood. [Technology Tell]
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• Is Marvel Going To Replace Chris Evans As Captain America?
  As is written in our constitution, after four years in office, a new Captain of America is chosen by the voters (but the Marvel Electoral College can choose whoever they want, so why bother?!) [ComicBook.com]
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• Will The Next-Gen Samsung Galaxy Smartphone Feature An All-New Interface?
  It's called "Smash" and it's a revolutionary hammer-based interface. However, so far, they've only got one command working: Turning the phone off. (After that, it's in pieces and must be replaced with a new unit.) [Latino Post]
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• Is The iPhone 6 Only 6mm Thick?
  As with most iPhone rumors, this one is to be taken with a grain of salt (which are about 1mm each, so, really, take it with about six grains of salt.) [iRumors Now]
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• Is Wonder Woman's On-Screen Costumer Going To Differ From The Comics?
  Yeah, it's about time we got this lady some pants! Not sure how wise it is to fight in short-shorts. (Defeated by Circe because of a wedgie.) [ComicBook.com]
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