Rumor Roundup: Star Wars Novels Are Mandatory Reading, Now?

When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

• Will it Be Important to Watch and Read Every New Movie, Book, and Comic to Appreciate Star Wars "Correctly?"
  You know what I don't like doing, before watching a movie? Research. If you say "it's way better if you read the comics," then it's not a good film. And don't get me started on webisodes! [Comicbook Resources]
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• Was Rockstar's "Agent" Game Cancelled?
  Man, just try and imagine working for months, if not years, and having all that time mean nothing. Now, imagine you're not in the government, where that kinda thing is normal. ZING CONGRESS! [Attack of the Fanboy]
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• Is Apple Working on a Reversible USB Cable?
  And murder rates in all developed countries drop significantly. [Ubergizmo]
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• Will Motorola's Moto X+! Smartphone Include a 3D Parallax Display?
  Along with the Amazon phone, that makes two companies that have dumped millions of R&D money into a feature that makes your friends go, "Huh. Yeah, um, I guess that's cool?" [Android Headlines]
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• Is a "Full House" Reboot in the Works?
  Have mercy! [Glamour]
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• Is Google's Next Flagship Phone, the Nexus 6, Getting Renamed Nexus X?
  So, not "X" as in ten, but "X" as in X-treme, X-Men, or X-Files? The truth is out there, we suppose? [Guardian Liberty Voice]
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• Amazon Thinks You Want to Watch Other People Play Video Games
• Customer Service Reps Should Roleplay as Thor More Often
• When Amazon's Comment Section Gets Hijacked: The Best Joke Reviews