When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week: Ubergizmo Will Apple's iWatch Come in 2 Styles? One version will have a metal strap and the other will have a rubber strap. Notably absent is a leather strap option, though. We're guessing it's because of animal's rights. (Cows shouldn't be forced to wear iWatches.) [Ubergizmo] Is Apple's iWatch Going to Be Approved by the FDA as a Legit Medical Device? "Doc, could ya write me a prescription for an iWatch? I got a baaaaad case of the Bluetooths." [Wall St. Cheat Sheet] Will Apple's iWatch Have a 2.5" Display? Is that big? Well, for comparison, that's probably 39.5" smaller than your TV. [Today's iPhone] Fark Is Google Working on Cancer-Detecting Nanobots? Ones that swim in your blood?! (Hopefully the blood can still be inside you at the time.) Plus: Think of the very custom-tailored ads that Google could serve up... from within you! [Business Insider] Is the iPhone 6 Going to Launch on September 19? To commemorate the 150th anniversary of the 3rd Battle of Winchester, Virginia. [Technology Tell] Will the New Star Wars Film Feature Sith Witches? Sithwich: Like a sandwich, but with more this is not the sandwich you're looking for this is not the sandwich I'm looking for... please move along, to the next window to pick up your order.[IGN] Related DealNews Features: Rumor Roundup: Round iWatch? More 'Community'? Mortal Kombat? Rumor Roundup: Mr. Scott Will Be in Star Wars? Apple Kills the Headphones? Rumor Roundup: iPhone 6 Will Detect Elephants? Bieber-Ball? More?