By Jeff Somogyi, dealnews Media Editor When the Internet runs out of news, they start making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week: iPhone 5 Will Have a Quad-Core CPU? Four cores in an Apple? I once got two yolks in an egg. [CNET] The New iPad Is Overheating Because of One-Too-Many LEDs? And finally, a wafer-thin LED. It's only a tiny little thin one. It's only wafer thin ... Apple iCreosote. (Apologies to anyone who gets that and was eating at the time.) [DigiTimes] Twitter Will Aquire Sense Networks? Which will lead to better ads being served to users! ... Yay? [TechCrunch] Next-Gen Xbox Will Be Called Xbox 8? This is based on the fact that xbox8.org (among other domains) was turned over to Microsoft. If they really were going after the "Xbox 8" name, wouldn't they have fought to get Xbox8.COM (which still resides in the hands of someone who is learning how to use Wordpress)? [MSNBC] Foxconn Will Build Amazon's Smartphone? Oooh, careful, Amazon! I was told by a once-reputable news source that Foxconn mistreats its workers. You don't want lying American "journalists" to start making up such lies about YOU, do you? [TechSpot] Facebook Will Debut a "Want" Button? Great. Not only will I know what my friends like, but also what they want. Look, if I cared what your hopes and dreams were, we'd be friends in real life and not just on some stupid social network, OK? [Inside Facebook] Jeff Somogyi is the dealnews Media Editor. Be his close, personal friend by following him on Twitter or via his blog. Follow @dealnewsfeature on Twitter for the latest roundups, price trend info, and stories. You can also sign up for an email alert for all dealnews features.