Rumor Roundup: Joaquin Strange? iPhone 6 Release Dates? More?!

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When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

Joaquin Strange
  • Will Joaquin Phoenix Play Doctor Strange?
    He's got the strange part down-pat, amiright?! PLOT: Doctor Strange makes an appearance on Letterman. Sporting a beard and glasses, he says nothing. [The Mary Sue]

  • Will The iPhone 6 Have NFC Built In?
    Aw, for a second there, I thought it said UFC. (My phone grapples me to the ground; I tap out.) [Cult Of Mac]

iPhone 6es
  • Is Apple Going Have Two Release Dates For The iPhone 6?
    The smaller version with debut first, the larger version will come out several months later. This is great for people who want to buy a new iPhone, and then feel super cheated when a newer, bigger, better version comes out a couple weeks later. But who cares about those guys, right? Bottom line!!! [Mashable]

  • Is Amazon Working On A Mobile Credit Card Reader?
    Attach it to your phone and start swiping your way to riches ... for Amazon, which gets a percent of every transaction. [PC Mag]

So You Think You Can tWitch?
  • Is YouTube Buying Twitch?
    So, they think they can dance? [Ed Note: That's a Stephen "tWitch" Boss joke, funny to about 0.02% of readers.] [eWeek]

  • Is Motorola's Next Flagship Phone A Nexus, With The Codename "Shamu"?
    It'll be available in two colors: White Whale and Blackfish. [Droid Life]

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