Rumor Roundup: Is the iPad Getting a Stylus? Fast & Furious iPhone 6S? More?

When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

• Will the iPhone 6S Be Faster Than the 6?
  The only way to tell? Street racing for pink slips. iPhones live their lives a quarter-mile at a time. [Mashable]
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• Will the Next Samsung Galaxy Phone NOT Be Waterproof?
  *Opens eVite* *Changes status of "Samsung Galaxy S6 Release Day Pool Party" event to "cancelled"* *Sighs* *Pulls drain plug on pool* *Sighs* *Pool-water run-off floods basement* *Sighs* Thanks, Samsung. [Android Community]
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• Is Google Investing In Space?
  Google. In. Spaaaaaaace! They're just trying to justify all the work they spent on Google Moon Maps. [Ubergizmo]
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• Is Google Going To Buy Twitter?
  I'd make a joke about how they already had a micro-messaging platform called "Google Buzz", but no one remembers Google Buzz. Not even I do. Huh? [The Vancouver Sun]
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• Would a Larger iPad Pro Come With a Stylus?
  In the set-in-ancient-Rome reimagining of Teen Wolf, "Stylus" is the nickname of Scottus' best friend. (Boof is reimagined as an aqueduct.) [Gizmodo]
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• Will the Next Samsung Galaxy Phone NOT Use a Snapdragon CPU?
  *Opens eVite* *Changes status of "Oh, SNAP, It's A Snapdragon" event to "cancelled"* *Floods basement* *Sighs* [Ubergizmo]
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