When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

• Will There Be an Inception Sequel?
  That's what they want you to think! *BWOMMMM* *BWOMMMM* [KDrama Stars]
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• Is Microsoft Working on a Mobile Payment Platform?
  It's designed for mobile, but they'll force you to use it everywhere else, too. (This is a Windows 8 joke.) [Geeky Gadgets]
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• Has The Legend of Zelda Sequel Been Postponed?
  "We're sorry, but Princess Zelda is in another year!" (Eh, it's a mixed metaphor, but I'll stand by it.) [Design & Trend]
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• Will Grand Theft Auto 6 Be Set in a Real City?
  Unlike Google Fiber, I somehow doubt cities are going to be clamoring for the honor. "London's the most violent!" "No New York is!" "Nope, it's Kansas City!" [Venture Capital Post]
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• Will Pokemon Be Nintendo's First Game for Mobile Devices?
  I choose you iOS! You are challenged Android! Android used USER RELUCTANCE TO PAY FOR APPS! iOS used OUR DEVELOPERS HAVE MADE $13 BILLION SINCE THE APP STORE FIRST OPENED! Android has fainted! [iDigitalTimes]
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• Will Apple's Pressure-Sensitive Technology Only Be on One New Model of iPhone?
  And, what? I'm just supposed to carry on touching my Android phone with one level of pressure sensitivity, like some chump?! I choose you, iPhone 6S Plus! Android has fainted. [Apple Insider]
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