When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

• Has Batman vs. Superman Been Delayed Because Ben Affleck Sustained a Rib Injury?
  Wait ... what kind of Batman lets something as minor as a rib injury stop him? And before you ask, yes, I know the difference between reality and fiction. (Reality is Keaton, Bale, and Conroy; fiction is Clooney, Kilmer, and West.) [Batman-News]
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• Is Sprint Working on WiFi Calling from Mobile Phones?
  Now when your call drops, you've only your neighbor's crappy WiFi signal to blame. [Android Authority]
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• Is HTC's Next Flagship Phone the HTC M8?
  M8? As is "g'day" or "Who ate all my cookies, Bond? You or M?!"? (PS, R.I.P., M.) [Phandroid]
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• Is The Dark Tower Headed to Netflix?
  It'll also include special coding that automatically replays the entire series from the beginning once you've finished the last episode. [Web Pro News]
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• Do Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Look Like Horrible Nightmares?
  Yes. [Geekosystem]
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• Will Nintendo's Next System Be Called "Fusion?"
  Attention lazy bloggers: Get your "More Like Nintendo CON-Fusion!" headlines ready! [Nintendo News]
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• What Super Bowl? Only 3% of People Will Buy a TV for the Big Game
• If 'Candy' Gets Trademarked, What Do We Call These 8 Things?
• Would You Buy an NSA-Proof Smartphone?